Taser man

A police man or woman, guards and any egotistical maniac with a taser gun and a badge.

The taser man stopped me to give me a ticket and tased me instead.

by Andybcrazy January 6, 2009

Taterdick

noun
1. A penis that looks like a potato

2. A person that has a penis that looks like a potato

3. A human shrek

4. A fat guy that thinks he's "toning up"

5. A fat retard that is constantly "hazed"

6. Any member of the Stahl species

Jake:Have you seen that Stahl's penis?
Joe: I heard it looks like a potato
Jake: And his fat ass thinks he's toning up
Joe: What a retard
Jake What a taterdick

by taterdick February 2, 2010

Man Taste

1. An indescribable quality certain foods have that make it appeal to men. Most foods high in man taste include and are meat. Foods high in man taste are ribs, chicken wings, steak, and burgers.

2. Also a quality of males. Men who have high amounts of man taste enjoy foods with man taste. Men who don't have this prefer feminine foods such as pasta, salads, and non-deep fried fish.

ex 1:
Holy shit these ribs have so much man taste!

ex 2:
Man 1: Why is Mark eating a salad?
Man 2: Mark doesn't have any man taste.

by dodgeaj02 December 23, 2009

to have a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget

To like expensive things you can't possibly afford.

R- Oh, those Jimmy Choos are gorgeous! I must have them, I must!
S- Uh, I'm not sure about this...come over here and check out this tag...
R- Holy Hoorj! I can't afford this!
S- *sigh* You've got a champagne taste on a beer-bottle budget, RatchetBoo...

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Taste

The act of giving or recieving fellatio or cunnilingus.

Example 1:
I texted my girlfriend that I need to be tasted tonight.

Example 2:
Joe: I need to bang you tonight.

Jill: I can't. Aunt Flow is visiting. But, I can taste you instead.

by Xpert_100 November 6, 2011

tastes like jesus

Used to describe something that instills a sense of euphoria to anybody who eats, drinks, or otherwise has the opportunity to taste it. See also free.

Holy gods! These cookies taste just like the savior, I swear!

by RoboSpy March 24, 2004

i just wanna taste it

tastes like strawberries

'i just wanna taste it' a lyric of the song Watermelon Sugar by Harry Styles in this song he helps you improve your skills of pussy eating.

if you're trying to impress your girl, go buy this song on itunes and try listening to it 3 times a day and you'll be an expert in pussy eating in no time

i just wanna taste it, watermelon sugar high

by XbytheriverX August 6, 2020