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tank parenting

The opposite of Helicopter Parenting, where rather than hovering over and monitoring children closely, the parent remains in a stationary position, only turning their head when they hear crying or someone yelling "Mom" or "Dad" for a sustained period of time.
I'm more into Tank Parenting, where I just swivel my head and yell when my kid is demanding my attention
by jbassic July 25, 2018
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Tank Boy

A respectful way of referring to arguably one of the best presidents in Korean history. During his term, President Chun(AKA TANK BOY) strived to annihilate communists and pro-North Korean politicians in South Korea. However, because he was the no.1 communist counter, a few Jeonradians of Gwangju tried to overthrow President Chun. But it was no match for Tank Boy's soldiers.
"Damn, I miss when Tank Boy was in control. Nowadays Korea is packed with commies"
" Yeah the country was a better place when Tank Boy was alive"
by VERY HAPPY ROH MOO HYUN February 28, 2023
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Ninja Tank

In RPGs and some MMORPgs, is another word for a character that can be in the forefront of the battle and survive the outcome due to sheer evasiveness rather than high armor and health. An example would be the assassin from the pseudo-MMORPG game "Guild Wars", especially in PvP mode.
"OMG, why duz teh PVP 'Sin not die? teh whole team is attacking him... I h8 ninja tanks
by BinaryEmperor August 18, 2008
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drug tank

A person who can handle intaking a lot of recreational drugs in s/he's system without overdosing
He does a lot of drugs so he has a high tolerance, in other words, he's a drug tank.
by laksjdd April 21, 2016
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Tank a shark

to expel feces from ones bowels. to take a shit.
"what the fox were you doing when i called?'

"sorry about that, i was tanking a fat shark."

"can i tank a shark?"
by use your shark name. February 3, 2010
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Oil Tanking

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between an extremely well-endowed woman's breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an oil tank caught on a reef.

Not to be confused with motorboating which is for smaller breasts.
Oil Tanking - I went to motorboat my woman, but realised her tits were just way to big...I oil tanked her instead.
by Kenny_0118899 June 19, 2013
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Turtle Tank

When a woman has a dirty vag that is so rotten it smells like the inside of a turtle tank.
John: Man, I wanna go down on that girl so bad!
Mark: Who Brenda? Dude, no! She's got a turtle tank down there.
John: Fuck, really?
Mark: Yeah, I'd stay away from that.
by Hobo Baggins December 15, 2009
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