A term for a vulgar man, derived from the practice of one dangling his taint through the open fly of his pants.
1. Look at that dessicated old taint dangler, prancing about without a care in the world.
2. The White Devil is a taint dangler. He likes to make a public (and pubic) display of himself by imitating a rooster's wattle, with his taint
hanging down pendulously, pulled down through his open fly. Few know that in this behavior he was following the example of leading Renaissance Humanist Desiderius Erasmus.
2. The White Devil is a taint dangler. He likes to make a public (and pubic) display of himself by imitating a rooster's wattle, with his taint
hanging down pendulously, pulled down through his open fly. Few know that in this behavior he was following the example of leading Renaissance Humanist Desiderius Erasmus.
by Nosefuckers Incorporated September 6, 2013
Get the taint danglermug. The fallacious act of rapidly tonguing someone's taint. The term requires that there is a continuous sequence of individuals, in a line, rapidly tonguing each others taints.
by totesmehgotes February 8, 2015
Get the taint wagonmug. When you cut along someones ass hole across their taint and along to their genatalia. This will create a great hole that must be dug out and cleaned. Although it is no longer a taint, it is called an Alpha Taint because of where the incisions are.
Nolan: Wow Clara, thats a nice Alpha Taint you have there.
Clara: Yea I know, you can stick your whole head up my Alpha Taint
Clara: Yea I know, you can stick your whole head up my Alpha Taint
by John Denson April 22, 2011
Get the Alpha Taintmug. 1. One who fails to follow the simpliest directions and acts in the most Taintly Way.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.
2. One who enjoys the warmth of this taint as he is taking a shit.
3. One who works out and had an abnormal amount of taint sweat.
by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009
Get the Taint Bakermug. The topical application of an alcohol beverage, namely jagermeister, to the soft tissues around the genitals and anus to achieve drunkenness (Stephen Colbert, 2010).
George enjoys jager tainting, not because it gets him drunk, but because the evaporating alcohol makes his soft parts tingle.
by Preteranimus June 2, 2010
Get the jager taintingmug. That area of your face between your top lip and your nose.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.
by Joel and Cherrie December 31, 2011
Get the Face Taintmug. by cak 420 February 24, 2010
Get the devils taintmug.