mall tax

The higher price you pay for an item at a mall versus a big box retailer or online

"I needed a new coffee maker, but Target was sold out of the Cuisinart, so I had no choice but to go to Sears and pay the Mall Tax."

by RexDriver March 19, 2014

Eastland Mall

The mall that died with honor, by not changing, reiventing itself, or keeping up with the rest no matter who threatened it with closure. It died as Eastland, no matter what negative attention came its way late in its life. It was the grand mall for the working people and not just the wealthy.

Eastland Mall is missed, a lot of people wouldn't think a mall would be missed.

by The Original Agahnim May 26, 2021

Moorestown Mall

A mall in Southern New Jersey where there's a Vans Skatepark open late, which is only good for shooting pool at a cheap price (dollar a game).

In fact, we played 8 games in a row last night (lasting a total of approx 2 hours) while all the gothic mallrat emo fucks waited and moped around for their turn but were too afraid to say anything because of our muscular physiques. One of them looked like the Undertaker, only fat and out of shape, and another looked like Silent Bob, only he was a douchebag. Eventually they left in dismay and we laughed at them, causing us to vomit our Ricardo Coconut Rum that we had drank earlier all over the table, which made sure that no one else would be playing pool for a long, long time.

Only an idiot would pay 20 bucks for 3 games of pool, so we went to the Moorestown Mall and took over.

by Chernorizets Hrabr December 5, 2004

Hopedale mall

a crappy mall in Oakville with no good stores and were all the white gangsta wannabes and old people go to hang out . actual the only good store there is big bare . basically a giant hole in the ground with two stores and a security guard. the nickname given to it is hopeless witch i think is so true.

wannabe1: yo dog do u wana hang out
wannabe2:yeea where do u wana go
wannabe1:Hopedale mall man were else
wannabe2:well were we going to hang
wannabe1: in front of timmies of corse
wannabe2: yeea guy lets go
old guy : those kids have no lives

by Vinnie zee December 9, 2008

mall whipped

1) Term for a man witnessed holding his wife's purse while she shops.

2) A disorder afflicting males who accompany their wives or girlfriends on lengthy shopping excursions at shopping malls. The condition is diagnosed upon casual observation by the male's hanging head, forlorn look, and dragging feet. The condition improves rapidly upon exiting the mall or shopping area.

"Man, Fred was so mall whipped on Saturday! I saw him holding a purse and two Macy's bags while his wife was trying on shoes. He didn't see me. But I was laughing behind the lingerie."

by ThePointe March 18, 2008

Quakerbridge mall

the central jersey mall if youre too lazy to go to oxford valley. the mall where business is falling rapidly and stores are closing. the mall with the massive up-rise of people of Indian descent with too many children that should be in strollers. it's the mall you go to if you really need something from their stores. other than that you avoid route 1. not as many douche-bags and mall rats as oxford and neshaminy but that's simply because noone wants to be there.

"I can't hang out right now, i'm at QUAKERBRIDGE MALL."
"Ughhh i have to go to work at QUAKERBRIDGE MALL"

by big-money bob March 9, 2009

mall emo

a mall emo is a person who fits the "emo" cliche (long greasy black fringe, tight lady black jeans, guyliner/heavy eyeliner, etc) who hangs about the mall listening (loudly) to "emo" music and moping about and just being "emo".

Normal person: Whoa! Check out the flocks of mall emo kids!
Other normal person: There everywhere!
Family Guy Fan: THERE IN MY RACOON WOUNDS!!

by Quentin or is it Imy? December 27, 2007