swirls

The urge to vomit and shit at the same time, leaving one to twist around in front of the loo to align the most productive hole with the bowl.

That stomach flu gave me the swirls, I'd better mop this diarrhea off my bathroom floor now.

by willmst January 20, 2017

The swirl

While having sexual relations, your significant other takes a taser to your taint and you shit and cum at the same time.

Man, my girl gave me the swirl last night and I dropped two huge loads.

by Wordsmith Taintalaboobs March 18, 2021

Jimmy Swirl

Someone who nuts in the schools ice cream.

Someone Jimmy Swirled in my ice cream.

by TherealUFO June 1, 2018

Shrimp Swirl

One who is of which is upon the act of fingering the mammalian anus,and upon removal of said finger has a dense turd swizzled around the finger in shrim-like form. The said mammalian if of a high fiber diet.

"Swizzle me timbers my vegan slave whore," said broskie,"your firbous diet has left yet another SHRIMP SWIRL upon me."

by Dick Johnson, DMD April 24, 2018

Abraham swirl

A sexual endeavor that occurs between an interracial couple of any gender, where at least one member of the party has a robust and large Abraham Lincoln beard.

Have you seen Dave's new girlfriend? I bet she enjoys partaking in the Abraham Swirl.

by Sheldons_pennies May 25, 2023

doodoo swirl

Doodoo swirl is doodoo in a swirl. AKA: Dick but doodoo swirl,

Wow her hair looks like a doodoo swirl.

by Bisexual gay freak January 30, 2017

Filipino Chocolate Swirl

Immediately after dropping a deuce a man must take ferocious meat until the man ejaculates inside his anus. Following this the man slurps up the concoction.

"Can we please have just one more Filipino Chocolate Swirl before bed?"

by Tim Shivers July 1, 2025