Simerio

(noun)
A surreal, unsettling feeling where the world suddenly seems “off,” unreal, or slightly distorted — like a mix of déjà vu, derealization, and emotional disconnect.
Simerio is that moment when everything feels familiar but wrong at the same time, leaving you unsure if you’re fully present or stuck between two versions of reality.

Examples:

“Walking down the empty hallway at night gave me major Simerio.”

“I randomly got hit with Simerio in the middle of class and everything felt unreal for a second.”

“You ever get that weird foggy feeling where life glitches? That’s Simerio.”

by GabzSkatez November 14, 2025

Scumerican

Noun. A scummy, hyper-cancervative filthy pig of a person who jerks off to fever dreams of a white-only America and Europe, while plotting to nuke the rest of the world into oblivion just to save on their property taxes. Basically, a MAGATARD xenophobe who thinks diversity is a swear word and global warming is code for too many non-vitiligo people breathing.

Bro, why are you crying over the UN resolution on world peace? Chill, it's just a horde of scumericans online petitioning to nuke the Middle East, then rebuild it as a giant golf course for 'real Americans', complete with moats of Diet Coke and walls made from melted-down iPhones stolen from immigrants, to 'make the world great again,' one irradiated sand trap at a time.

by Trumpanzee December 8, 2025

Shmertty

Big dick. Bigger ego.

Shmertty is a jerk off

by 1234572737374 December 12, 2025

Pabst Smere

Someone who overpays for a 30 of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Shaun is a Pabst Smere.

by BrendanR December 24, 2008

Herbal Shmerbal

When you’re smoking cannabis and your friend says something completely out of context

My friend Aaron blazed one up and had a herbal shmerbal afterwards

by Ajb99 September 13, 2020

Seneca Samer

The true essence of drip. One who is one with a Nike Tech. Always wearing the white Air Force 1s with gum bottoms.

“I would murder a child to get just one minute with Seneca Samer” - Every girl ever

by F*** me Aryan February 19, 2023

Jerk-the-Shmerk

PULLIN' THE PUG....

not even extended...similar to an inny...not an outty!

YOU:
Hey...I looked up You Porn the other day. It is...actually free!

ME:

Oh, really?

YOU:

I went there the other day to make sure you were right about them charging money........

ME:

DON'T LIE!!! You know you went to that site to JERK-THE-SHMERK!

YOU:

LOL

by jerk-the-shmerk April 23, 2010