stoating

Staying in, being boring and middle-aged before your time.

Are you coming to the party tonight?

No, I'm stoating.

by Mr Maggot May 25, 2005

smarting

calling one's own smart phone to locate it

Wife: Did I hear the phone ring?
Husband: Just my cell.
Wife: Who Called? Your girlfriend from Skype?
Husband: No. I was Smarting.

by nurserenee January 17, 2012

Muff Starling

A bird who makes nests in pubic hair mostly in women's.

"I woke up to a muff starling in my downstairs hairs and I can't make it leave it gets angry and attacks my lady cave. So I guess it lives there now"

by Sarcasticallyperfectinperfecti June 6, 2020

Hurt-en for a squirting

One who wants to be squirted upon.
One who looks like they need sex.

Bro that hot ass chick is hurt-en for a squirting

by hotassnigga123 August 23, 2011

Squaring

Verb: meaning any activity using a personal screen display, for example, a PC, laptop, smart phone, tablet, or TV for watching TV gaming, internet surfing, checking emails, facebook etc.

What is Jon doing? He is busy squaring.

by CPMELBhehe September 3, 2012

Skarting

When you skate to places you tag/wheapaste/sticker bomb.

We were skarting down melrose friday night, it was tight.

by Rudy Jones April 28, 2010

FB Squatting

Where a creepy FB Stalker or creepy mind numb follower takes over another person's FaceBook page by consistently posting focus group tested talking points and other demagoguery with extremely long vapid and inane comments. Also, the FB Squatter believes the person he/she is FB Squatting cannot function without his/her incredibly lame posts. Also, an FB Squatter regularly believes themselves to be witty and hilarious while embarrassing themselves with their schlocky posts.

A creepy Guy luvs FB Squatting on AZ CD-8's page while deluding himself that he is her "knight in shining armor."

by JhayEm June 10, 2010