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Slabheed Stalker

The best band in the world by far.Slabheed stalker will unleash the swan upon you.By swan that means music kind of.
That Slabheed Stalker band rock!
by Kornfan09 April 28, 2009
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stalker

a person who follows you around knowing that you don't want them there. Also leaves notes on your car and drops by your house uninvited.
Rachel Rene Baker is a fucking stalker!!
by Billy Joe June 25, 2004
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Stalkersauras

likes to walk behind people and yell out and spell Rawr !!

if you are a stalkersauras like me, Awsome :D
my friends .. you know who wrote this!!!

this is my creation, please add some more definisions if you want to add some more things :)
Us Stalkersauras's love to walk behind our friends and when they tun around you stand like a tree and yell out TREE !!! Or CACTUS !!! and stand like a cactus :)
by stalkersauras creater November 24, 2011
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stalker

a creepy old guy that stalks hot teens
why is this old creepy guy always folowing me that damn mofo
by fil April 3, 2005
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house stalker

a creepy person who doesn't stalk people only their houses.....big houses. a house stalker may do things that others may find creepy n weird such as glancing at others credit cards to see their last name....only to track them down on yellowpages later. a house stalker will also use maps.live.com to view houses at all angles. a house stalker will only go after large homes tho in wealthy areas. a house stalkr in nj will probly track down alpine, saddle river, mantoloking, deal, bernardsville, essex fells, basking ridge, far hills, bedminster and others. house stalkers arent harmful just a tad creepy....but dnt worry they wont bite.....unless you try n snatch away their camera. a house stalker will then force his/her parents to drive them to the location of the big houses and they will proceed to take snapshots of the house from all different angles. they may do things such as fence hopping nd camera dodging cuz most of the houses that are stlked are large and have security cameras. they may also right down the owners license plate number if they happen to be comming or leaving but thats optional. house stalkers may track down wealthy celebs suck as k. lee and donald trump and find their house address.
**house stalker driving through saddle river**
HS- *sees huge mansion* stop the car! *DIVES OUT OF CAR INTO NEARBY BUSHES, pulls out camera** *click clik click** *sneakily crwls back into car n drives away*
owner- wtf? *runs to panic room*

house stalkers r creepy
by m954 June 29, 2008
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internet stalker

A (usually) tragic male in his late 30s - 40s who spends all his free time hiding from reality whilst he chases girls/women using Internet chat rooms. Will often have deep seated emotional problems and possible peadophile tendencies (as well as a much receded hairline). An artful groomer who is too ashamed of himself to go down a nightclub and meet women like the rest of humanity.
I'm 6ft 2" with a full head of hair. I drive a sports car and am extremely virile. What are you wearing? Huh Huh Huh.

Oh you filthy Internet stalker!
by Kendo Endo September 28, 2006
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stalkercore

"oooh yeah gurl, I liked him until he got all stalkercore on me"
by AdamRamone June 26, 2008
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