panda strategy

being stupid, cute, and innocent (or often pretending to be) to make up for your inability to fend for yourself and/or lack of meaningful contributions in life, with the hopes that other people will love and support you out of pity. it's just like real pandas. literally the whole species is useless but they're only alive because "uwu cute"

he can't drive or do taxes, but everyone's happy to support him because he acts like he can't do anything wrong. he's forced to rely on the panda strategy for his survival.

by out getting milk August 26, 2023

South Side Strategy

A updated variation of Richard Nixon's "Southern Strategy" used in the south side of Des Moines, IA using racist and nativist dog whistles to win the support of white working class Baby Boomers living in the neighborhood.

When Eddie Mauro tells everyone he is "the Italian candidate" and his main campaign message is how long he has lived there, he is going heavy with the South Side strategy.

by Maroon 2022 April 11, 2022

Gramps 8-Ball Strategy

The act of keeping your phone 90 degrees to your eyes to line up a game pigeon 8-ball shot

person 1: bro how did you one turn me
person 2:i used Gramps 8-Ball strategy

by 05012 October 18, 2022

Piss-Cum Strat

Piss-Cum Strat, although abnormally named, is a glitch in the browser game Chirpy Reverie in which Chirpy, the main character, gets clipped into a wall and his "Grounded" flag for a few frames, allowing him to perform a secondary jump.

Bart performs a Piss-Cum Strat in the final level of the game to save a dash.

by NamelessNexus November 20, 2022

strategerize

To make a strategy

"When you be up on the block, and you see niggaz rollin' heavy, you gotz to strategrize yo' bounce plan"

by Nugs May 6, 2003

Strack FP girl

a Strack FP girl is a young girl who's either a freshman or sophmore in high school who has sex/orgys with a man whos over 40 and attracts them to hotel rooms and sends them into Denial. after the event they Stick up for there older man even after he gets rid of them when they become juniors

Mary is a Strack FP girl who is with a 45 year old man at girl scout trip and constantly denys what she did when every other person ask about it, even after there is evidence of her actions (this action may include his own daughter)

by jim hanger December 15, 2008

Strait Face

To be truthfull, Not in the act of telling false information

Man 1: Did she really give hit you with a hot mop?

Man 2: Oh, with a strait face!

by C_Tizzels May 18, 2003