Rosetta Stoned

Someone you can barely understand when they are stoned, or someone who tries to speak a different language when stoned.

It's hard to understand Ben when he smokes to much, he gets Rosetta Stoned.

by esk1mo May 29, 2018

hot stoned

When someone is throwing up so hard, they poop a little rabbit turd and they pick it up and throw It at you.

My bestie was refusing to hold my hair back so I hot stoned her ass.

by Steffoni April 22, 2020

I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of heinz beans up your ass for fun

Hey man, I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man thats crazy!

by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

Second Hand Stoned

To become stoned by affiliation or by the presence of your stoned friends even though you never blazed.

Friends acting stoned
"Girl, you're acting so second hand stoned right now."

by SuperStarStoner April 19, 2013

stoned

if somebody has smoked weed and for example laughs about his fingernails....as i do.....

oh my god im so stoned that im writing these stupid definitions at this funny website on this funny thing...hmmm...yeah......internet.....

by karl moik April 28, 2004

stoned

the point where u laugh so much that your sides hurt. then you and everone your with spaces out for a half hour before going to get food.

we were so stoned last night that we went to the drive through and spent 25 dollars on the dollar menu

by manprin July 31, 2008

Stove Cheese

A word used by pros for the equivalent of HAM, used in "going HAM."

"I'ma bout to go Stove Cheese on these kids!"

by OhCaptainJesse December 21, 2012