Stonergasm

When a stoner is so excited to receive or smoke a certain pipe, bong, bubbler, or other smoking apparatus that he/she gets a buzz and a huge adrenaline rush.

Mary Jane: "Hey, Leaf, did you hear about the quadruple honeycomb double percolator 28 inch bong Jay ordered? Looks pretty dank!"
Leaf: "I think I'm having a stonergasm thinking about that!"

by Titobanana January 13, 2014

stoner boat

A late night snack consisting of a scoop shaped corn chip filled with salted peanuts and topped with a drizzle of nacho cheese.

Oh dude, the best way to get over a harsh toke is to grind on some stoner boats.

by PsyDawg September 26, 2014

stonerlexic

A dyslexic stoner

When a stoner can't wait until 4:20 to get high, so she waits until 4:02. She is stonerlexic

by KPAS August 23, 2015

Stonervated

Stoned/Motivated: When in the process of getting stoned, you get so stoned, you get motivated to do something (Mainly Sativa's). ie: Smoking and then cleaning your whole house.

I got so stonervated I cleaned my whole apartment in under an hour.

by Corineeey July 20, 2017

stoner ass

When you take multiple rly big shits after smoking a lot of weed

dude i smoked 5 whole grams yesterday and now i have really bad stoner ass

by Chiefamazio February 3, 2018

Stole it from a bitch

When someone does a really cool trick.

Wow Thomas you really stole it from a bitch on that halfpipe."

by Bartye March 8, 2018

Stoner Aesthetic

Definition 1) adjective: someone who isn't a stoner but looks and acts like one

Definition 2) adjective: an item that gives off laid back and chill vibes

Example 1) Boy: have u seen Danny? You'll know if u see him, he's got a stoner aesthetic.

Example 2) girl 1: I love this rick and morty shirt it's so edgy and cool, what do u think?

Girl 2: yea it's edgy, its got a stoner aesthetic.

by Ash the Edge Lord July 8, 2018