Another term for masturbating as the sound of stirring a pudding cup sounds a lot like a moist masturbation. If someone suspects you of whackin' one off you simply tell them that you are simply stirring your pudding.
by Rico Suavemoose October 17, 2011
Get the Stirring the pudding cup mug.Meaning to cause trouble, disagreeing with someone, causing an argument.
Someone who likes to cause trouble, stir up arguments.
Someone who likes to cause trouble, stir up arguments.
These problems would have been easily solved, but Sarah goes and shit stirs and makes a mountain out of a mole hill.
by The English Person October 6, 2008
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The reverse of a Cinderella story, usually in a situation where everyone hates the Cinderella. It can also be a David vs. Goliath situation where everyone wants to see Goliath win, because everyone hates the underdog.
I can't believe she gets to be homecoming queen just because she was on "Made." It's such a Sarah Palin Story.
by PMike January 23, 2009
Get the Sarah Palin Story mug.A story told by someone in which they discuss their crush. The story is long and plotty, and the end is something along the lines of "and then...he touched my shoulder!" - a moment clearly exhilerating for the person telling the story, but that leaves the audience confused and expecting more from such a long winded story.
"so we went to the park on friday after the movies, and we were walking around and he bought us all ice cream from some random crazy vendor named frank, and then we were talking about his new car and its red, and then he touched my shoulder!"
by Janey and Anna and Molly July 2, 2005
Get the He Touched My Shoulder Story mug.A strangely addicting MMORPG Maple Story is a simple online game. From simply or wasting your MP, (Magic Points) to the graphics. (easily changeable) All, if not, most, of the players are only playing because they want to communicate with their buddies. However, the community is weak and the censors are strict. The armor and weapons are extremely expensive, and it's lead by a failure company named Nexon. There are many private servers, but Nexon sends out their troops and deletes the private server. The game is often short for MS and MapleStory.
by MisaTange July 5, 2009
Get the Maple Story mug.A sarcastic way of acting like you give a shit of what the other person has to say. Usually this phrase best pertains to Facebook updates and mundane stories with pretty much no point or purpose.
-Bob: Frosted Flakes are bomb, dude!
-Joe: Cool story, bro!
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Facebook update:
-John is going to get a bananna at the store
-You: Cool story, bro!
-Joe: Cool story, bro!
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Facebook update:
-John is going to get a bananna at the store
-You: Cool story, bro!
by NeverCaughtSlippinKrew February 25, 2010
Get the Cool story, bro! mug.I just called my girlfriend Sara and had invited her over for some Netflix And Chill. She knew what was going to happen, so I bought some Durex up at 7-Eleven that evening, made sure my parents were out of the house and set up "Netflix" She got here at 6pm and she was wearing the sluttiest clothes. She entered my house and walked through to the living room...God she was hot. By the way, she's a slender redhead with huge tits and a nice ass... met her in High School. Anyway I was heading to the bathroom to take a mighty shit and "wrap it in foil." When I came back out she was sitting on the couch, dangling her bra in her hands. My mountain shot up at this point and she glanced down immediately. She dove at my crotch, undoing my pants and giving me the Blowjob of a Lifetime. I almost came, but held my nut in difficultly. She pulled out her tits and was clearly wet as fuck, so I pushed her on the bed, ripped of her booty shorts and panties, saw her tight, shaved and wet pussy and thrust my rod inside her. There was a moment of ecstasy on her face until I started fucking her brains out. I was screwing her so hard until she was moaning..."Oh...oh.....OHH FUCK YES..." she was almost screaming now..."OH JESUS CHRIST....OHHH...FUCK ME BABY.......YES...YES...YES!" Her tits were bouncing up and down and I was about to cum. We were trying all the positions; 69, Doggystyle, Cowgirl etc, cumming over and over until I had to switch condoms. We slept after that.
by Dat_Memester December 6, 2016
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