Stealth mode

The act of secretly/stealthily jacking off

"Dude, stop going stealth mode during class, the teachers coming your way!"

"God, there's so many people around me but this picture is so hot I think I might just go stealth mode right here right now..."

by Chuck_Norblock January 21, 2021

Stealth Skay

Related to the Skay, a stealth skay is used when a fear of being apprehended is present, or when one wishes to allow people to relish in the tanalising aromas of your skay. This is achieved by shitting behind the seat of the toilet, after which one lifts up the covering seat, blocking the view of said skay.

Fuck man, there was a massive line up for the toilet so i stealth skayed.

by Huh-tsard Altigee January 11, 2009

Stealthbane

Leet world of warcraft player..if your horde run! May see this person with Moonstars!

Damn, watch out for that stealthbane dude!! hes hella dangerous

by Caliguy209 February 16, 2009

Stealth Bombing

Crafty office workers who use an alternative floor to go for a shite.

Hows it hanging John? I needed a massive shite this morning, but I went to the 4th floor to wreck those cunts in accounts bog instead of ours. I got in and out before anybody came in -it was quality Stealth Bombing.

by John Kebab February 27, 2010

Stealth Hunger

A special type of hunger that sneaks up on ones self.

You will feel fine, and not hungry and all of a sudden you struck with unquenchable hunger.

It can sometimes be painful and uncomfortable, and is cured or satisfied by simply chowing down on food.

I felt fine during most of first block, not hungry at all, but at the end I got hit with Stealth Hunger and I needed to eat.

I wasn't hungry at all on the way up. But on the way back, I got hit with Stealth Hunger and had a stomach ache.

by PattyBadFingers October 6, 2009

Stealking

When you must stalk or use something before you steal it. Used a lot when taking another persons boyfriend/girlfriend.

I'm totally stealking John's girlfriend tomorrow.

by mrcpr09 October 21, 2009

Stealing Happy Hours

A term used to describe the smoking of cannabis.

Also a song name off of 311's 1997 album "Transistor".

"Hey Bobby, what are you doing after class today?"
"Going home and eating dinner with my family.."
"FUCK THAT! I'll be at home Stealing Happy Hours! You should come over."
"Dude, good idea. I'll bring the dank."

by Hilikus421 January 21, 2010