stappo

usually found residing around yorkshire, the stappo is a strange little creature that has freak-like qualities and may encourage laughter among others. if you see a stappo, approach with extreme caution as it may have highly contagious diseases or may be intoxicated with severe amounts of alcoholic beverages or narcotics.

eh up stappo! ya bin downt pit? whaddya mean they closed pit?

by yorkie June 15, 2003

Arse Stapples

Stapples used to fix a persons arse after it has been damaged, normaly through ripping.

Dave “that shit was so big!”
Phil “do you think you’ll need arse stapples?”

by Housemate Gerbil November 22, 2011

Stapler Fart

The sound a stapler makes when it is in use.

My metal stapler has a loud stapler fart, espeically when I don't have a lot of sheet to staple.

by ButterMN January 8, 2008

Stapled Earrings

The act of taking a staple gun and stapling the pussy shut, but then fucking it back open. Once open, reach inside, and search for the bloody staples. Then demand that she wear them as earrings and such.

Yuri: Woah, those earrings stink! And they look trashy.
Hamly: Yeah, my boyfriend gave me these stapled earrings last week.

by tornHorse February 28, 2011

Seap

When 4 people have sex in public and there are having there fun in a puddle of seaman. When there is four people in the intercorse it is called a foursome.

Look there is some people having seap.

by Son123ny August 9, 2016

Steaping

The act of wrapping rubber band around the testicles and pulling the rubber band with a string up and down

My friend last night was steaping me

by Souk Mihoff July 16, 2025

seaph-goog

a female boner!

Kasey saw Drew with his shirrt off and got a seaph-goog!

by brit3904 January 17, 2009