Sally Squirt

The act of vaginally squirting, on average, 27 feet. Additional street cred is given if such act is accompanied with ppr.

She sally squirted the shit out of that guy's head.
That one sally squirt set the new record tonight.
I love the taste of sally squirt.

by kmac88 March 26, 2008

Veltri squirt

1. Projecting water or another liquid out of one's vagina for use as a defense mechanism.
2. Using one's vaginal muscles to force a potential attacker out of said orifice.

I tried to attack her, but she hit me in the eye with the ol' veltri squirt.

by Qunn April 7, 2008

whisky squirt

the liquid stool that comes out of your butt, after a ruff night of drinking.

oh dude! i just had a bad case of the "whisky squirts" this morning.

by bot 6 April 21, 2007

happy squirt

When you laugh so hard you pee a little

That joke just gave me 4 happy squirts in a row

by maggie44000 October 21, 2005

Squirt Gun

Ejaculating furiously in short, rhythmic burts.

I was blastin my squirt gun at the back of this chick's head at the game last night

by Your Mom April 10, 2005

a squirting crevass

A sex act that involves both a male and a female, (who both typically dream to climb Mount Everest and forge the crevASSes). With the woman face down and legs spread widely a part, the male partner mounts himself to her ass and begins to rail on her viciously. And then pulls himself away from her to squirt his load onto her ass until its covered in white like the top of Mount Everest.

After watching the wonderful speech about multiple journeys to Mount Everest, Will and Ashley scurried back to the locker rooms to quickly do a squirting crevass.

by Mr. Camel and Mrs. Toe September 17, 2008

Squirt femdom

Best performed by a taller woman on a shorter and feminine man. They are both hot. When a sexy super dominant goddess wearing a strap on harness with a super realistic dildo in it (a squirt dildo that can heat up and throb) ties up her partner. When he is bound and helpless, she puts makeup and lipstick on him. Then she lathers her realistic strap on cock and his thicc cheeks with lots of lube. After this, she slides her cock into his tight boypussy and listens to his vulnerable moans as they have passionate anal sex. After she is done fucking him, she denies him an anal seepage tampon, and the squirt/ejaculate leaks out of his freshly fucked boypussy.

That squirt femdom felt so good.

by femdomguy7777 December 4, 2022