When a dog lays, belly down with their legs out and spread eagle, so their genitalia is squished on the floor.
by Johnny Evangelista September 28, 2022

by MK000044 September 15, 2006

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. A fully clothed man. All by himself. Also known as: Hobo-ken Squat Cobbler, Simple Simon the Ass-man, Dutch Apple Ass, or Full-moon pie. A variation is a Crybaby Squat Cobbler where the pie-sitter also cries.
by Idling August 29, 2016

by anonymous April 18, 2021

An awkward odour, nasally present only when squatting down. Usually irradiating from the genital or ass area.
“What’s worse than bending over and realising you have squat stink? Bending over and realising someone else has squat stink.”
by Dangly Dicks March 28, 2022

A fetish. It's when a man - fully clothed - sits on a pie and wiggles his booty. It may or may not involve crying.
The term was first used by the character James McGill (Saul Goodman) in the season 2 of popular American TV show 'Better Call Saul'.
The term was first used by the character James McGill (Saul Goodman) in the season 2 of popular American TV show 'Better Call Saul'.
by Hcas August 25, 2016

The rather strange “squeezing in” squat you see performed, mostly by women, where the individual or individuals squat down in front of a crowd during a photograph as of they feel theyre not fitting into the picture. It is believed by the person being photographed that the photographer has no ability to tell them whether or not they’re in the photo so they assume they have to squat in an effort to “squeeze in” making themselves look pretty stupid.
This pose can ruin photos pretty quickly when there are multiple people performing it. It even degrades further when only one side of the photo showcases the pose while the other side seems to have brains and know how to trust in the photographer.
This pose can ruin photos pretty quickly when there are multiple people performing it. It even degrades further when only one side of the photo showcases the pose while the other side seems to have brains and know how to trust in the photographer.
“Hey man, you got those pics from the company BBQ?”
“Oh yeah here ya go, but they were pretty bad with everyone on the left doing the picture squat”
“Oh man I see what you’re saying. It was a pretty well planned group photo, there wasn’t really th need to squeeze in.”
“Yeah, the photographer kept saying it was fine but they kept doing it. So now half of the pic looks like we have idiots working here”
“Oh yeah here ya go, but they were pretty bad with everyone on the left doing the picture squat”
“Oh man I see what you’re saying. It was a pretty well planned group photo, there wasn’t really th need to squeeze in.”
“Yeah, the photographer kept saying it was fine but they kept doing it. So now half of the pic looks like we have idiots working here”
by anonymous January 26, 2023
