Baffing Spoon

1. Golf Nomenclature for the highest loftet wood the Baffing Spoon is excellent for getting out of tight, difficult situations
While playing a round with a friend I could see the hole but had a difficult line up with my ball in the base of a bush. So I whipped out my Baffing Spoon and belted right up the middle where it landed on the plush mound behind the hole.
by Lord_Gammon_Dagger August 27, 2010
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The Spooning Dolphin

The Spooning Dolphin is an eccentric sex position. It follows a similar starting positing as 69, but while the man is giving the woman oral, they start doing somersaults. As you increase in velocity, the woman will eventually make a sound of pleasure similar to the sound of a dolphin.
"Man. That girl was crazy! We tried The Spooning Dolphin in her hallway and broke a vase!"
by Spooningdolphin69 March 07, 2013
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to spoon the goose

We are all happy that Sally and Erica decided to spoon the goose and host the morning radio show on Triple J.
by baby8dingo July 17, 2020
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online spooning

being in constant contact with one person using 3 or more simultaneous IM applications ... especially if IM applications can do both video and audio.
Troels had AIM, Skype and Yahoo Messenger open ... totally online spooning with his homies.
by skamuf January 19, 2010
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car-spoon

Car-spooning occurs when two drivers on opposite sides of traffic recognize each other as fellow douchebags.
The douchebags will then slow to a stop (often in the middle of an intersection) to discuss their douchebaggery in detail.
This interaction is called "car-spooning" because of its resemblance to coitus from behind while lying down.
"I would've made it here sooner, but a couple of douches were car-spooning at the crosswalk."
by userbits March 14, 2007
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meat spoon

"Mmm hmm," leered Ned. "Reese Witherspoon doesn't wither MY spoon. My meat spoon, that is!"
by Blecchy Green December 07, 2009
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beta spoon

When two people spoon, this is the person in front. Also known as the little spoon, they compliment the alpha spoon.
He's tall and I'm small, so I usually wind up as the beta spoon.
by undefinedsymbol September 28, 2008
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