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spongebib

Lil square nigga, always on that gang shit
Me: AYYY SPONGEBIB

Spongebib: -silently smokes-
by Guy Fieri Except Hotter March 5, 2018
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spongebobsexual

When you are sexually attracted to Spongebob, and Spongebob only #broken #myspongeyboi4life
Someone: I thought you were Dreamsexual
Spongebobsexual: I'm Spongebob sexual because the only person I love is Spongebob on cap that's what it is
by Kiranyte July 9, 2021
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Grunge sponge

An extremely happy person amidst a room of depressed people who tries to cheer everyone up.
"dude i'm depressed.." :(

"Come bake cookies with me then happy child!" :)

"ahh man, you're such a grunge sponge"
by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009
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snap the sponge cake

Snapping the sponge cake is when you snap the bikini bottom of a hot babe so her ass giggles like a sponge cake. This term was popularized in the 2006 movie Surf School.
hey bra, wanna snap the sponge cake?
by Mrs. Choksondik December 20, 2010
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Spongebob Hairplugs

"Did you hear what Spongebob Hairplugs said to reporters yesterday? I can't believe anybody thought he'd be a better veep than Sarah Palin!"
by Scribe of Slog March 11, 2009
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sponge bobbing

To procrastinate. Based on the "Spongebob Squarepants" episode "Procrastination" In wich Spongebob has to write an essay but finds countless other things to do besides the essay.
Kevin has a homework assignment to do, but he's been sponge bobbing hard.
by kevkevblazini August 6, 2016
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pur3 sponge

Pur3 Sponge is the leader of The Hatred, a Runescape pure clan. Pur3 Sponge is a guy that claims to be a girl over the internet. He also looks like a wide mouth, penis sucking llama. He is the worst leader out of all Runescape clans and tends to be hypocritical and retarded. Pur3 Sponge tries to hide under the name Crystal just so it will make him feel more like a girl, but the fact remains, he is still a penis loving blowfish.
I owned Pur3 Sponge's clan in a good game of Runescape the other day seeing as his clan just plain out sucks. I also realized Pur3 Sponge, also known as Crystal, looks like my dog. So if you bang Crystal, your banging something that looks like my ugly dog.
by Pur3 Sponge January 12, 2008
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