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Diddy Slurping

verb
The act of one person orally extracting and swallowing another man's semen from an orifice, typically the anus or vagina. Sometimes referred to as Piddy Slurping. Present tense of Diddy Slurpt.
"After the lights went out, Tyrone said if I wanted protection, I had to get diddy slurpt. I’m safe now… but at what cost?"

"She caught them mid-diddy slurp...said it sounded like someone finishing a milkshake."

"He brought a straw. A reusable one. That’s eco-friendly diddy slurping right there."

"Warden said lights out. Homie said ‘lights out or cheeks out?’ and began diddy slurping like it was commissary. The moans echoed down the cell block. Someone yelled 'amen.' Bro was doing holy diddy slurping with choir vocals."
by UnknowableOne May 22, 2025
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Reverse Scauri Slurp

When you do a naked headstand and your sons girlfriend sucks your penis while your son holds you up
My sons girlfriend came over for thanksgiving and I let her give me a Reverse Scauri Slurp to induct her into the family
by spickles22 November 18, 2024
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double gluck slurp 8000

when a somebody gives a guy mad head slurps their dick like theres no tomorrow and then spits their seed into their ear with making elaphaunt noises.
"Did you hear jenny gave jared the double gluck slurp 8000?"
by bornedmcbeef January 3, 2021
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slurp dat noodle

Slang term used to describe ones strong sexual attraction to feet; proving the implication of the desire to make foot-to-mouth contact, preferably through the sucking of toes.
"Hey Jim, I saw those new sandals your girlfriend had on at the beach yesterday."
"I know, I can't wait to take them off and slurp dat noodle!"
by Ole Bobby April 9, 2019
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Georgia Noodle Slurp

When a male inserts flavored noodles in a females vagina or ass hole and proceeds to suck it out in a erotic way.
Dude guess what I did to barbera? I gave a chicken flavor Georgia Noodle Slurp.. WTF!!!
by Blaqq Guy February 22, 2011
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Slurp Disease

when one slurps doing ANYTHING.
Tim's favorite disease. (:
The Slurp Disease:: slurp uses her mouth so much she tends to slurp uncontrollably.
by agw&anc April 19, 2009
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Hot Slurp Balloon

Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it

It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo

I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
by NerdFucker69 February 18, 2023
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