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Slutty Slurpee

A sexual act where one takes a drinking straw and lubricates it by inserting it into the aroused vaginal canal. That person then takes the straw and inserts it into the rectum and they begin to consume the fecal matter within the rectum with sed straw.
Pizza guy: Hey gurl, want some chocolate with that pizza?

Slut: I'll slurp that shit up. (Quite literally in this case)

Pizza Guy: Slutty slurpees up in this bitch!
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slurpfish by WeLikeFornite88 January 27, 2021

can slurper

One who makes annoying slurrrrrrping noises when they drink from a can.
That guy in the cubicle next to me is a total can slurper, I can hear him drinking that soda over my headphones. I could even hear him suckin up beers at the company picnic over the DJ.
can slurper by frankrizzoDE September 23, 2009

Icelandic Slurpee

When you take both of her lips into your mouth and slurp hard, making a suctioning sound.
Thanks for driving me home! I owe you a BIG Icelandic Slurpee tomorrow after the concert!

Sucke sucke 360 slurpee 

Man 1: yo that bitch just gave me the sucke sucke 360 slurpee that shit was fire
Man 2: that head game must be fire you made a whole combo name for it

Slumper Party 

When a group of people are smoking, drinking, lounging and bumping music into the early morning.
"I'm tired as hell, that slumper party was no joke"!!
Slumper Party by GT1021 April 16, 2015