Skylard

A young beautiful ginger haired man, he is white but his dad is black, Skylard loves to say the N word at the top of his lungs. He likes playing loud music in his car with his nice bassed speakers. He has a MASSIVE peen and loves to fling it around. He is not the best at running since his MASSIVE peen swings around to much, and he can't weightlift since his big balls accidentaly get crushed by his thick thick thighs.

OMG have you seen Skylard today, his massive balls were dragging across the floor while he was listening to bass boosted rap music in his volswagon.

by TakisSupreme February 4, 2025

skylar fragging

where u are on my or the enemy team in valorant wishing u were taryn

"bro that viper is skylar fragging"

by josh seki April 25, 2025

Skylar is my bsf

Skylar is my bestfriend, i love her so much. She means the world & more to me and i can’t thank her for being my friend. She’s the most perfect bsf ever and idk where id be without her tbh, she’s helped me in sm ways i can’t even describe. i love you sky, keep being my bsf for life please.💕

Person. “Who’s skylar?”
Me: “Skylar is my bsf.”

by evelyn644 May 18, 2025

Skylar is my bsf

Skylar is my bestfriend, i love her so much. She means the world & more to me and i can’t thank her for being my friend. She’s the most perfect bsf ever and idk where id be without her tbh, she’s helped me in sm ways i can’t even describe. i love you sky, keep being my bsf for life please.💕 You mean the world & more to me and you’re litro so loved by me idc who else. thank you for it all💘💘 - eve/aubs <3

Person. “Who’s skylar?”
Me: “Skylar is my bsf.”

by evelyn644 May 18, 2025

Skylar is my bsf

Skylar is my bestfriend, i love her so much. She means the world & more to me and i can’t thank her for being my friend. She’s the most perfect bsf ever and idk where id be without her tbh, she’s helped me in sm ways i can’t even describe. i love you sky, keep being my bsf for life please.💕 You mean the world & more to me and you’re litro so loved by me idc who else. thank you for it all💘💘 We’ve had our ups and downs ofc but any normal friends have aswell, you’re literally the best person in my life atm and i can’t thank you enough. thanks for being there when nobody else was. thanks for the advice and everything. just thanks. 🤍- eve/aubs <3

Person. “Who’s skylar?”
Me: “Skylar is my bsf.”

by evelyn644 May 18, 2025

Skylar

Schizo koreaboo. Any Skylar is a schizophrenic and a koreaboo.

They’re also all R.F.C.N.G.L.

“Hey have you seen Skylar?”
“You mean that schizo koreaboo?”
“Yeah!”

by Crona.png November 8, 2025

skylar

a person who thinks they are smart when in reality they have not conducted any research in their entire life. they also do not know or understand data and facts from science. they are also highly prone to believe in all pseudosciences.

guy 1: hey man, you talk to abraham lately?
guy 2: no way man. he's a typical skylar. i tried to talk to him about diets but he only believes in potatoes.
guy 1: damn. i hate skylars.

by anonymous December 21, 2025