sit and shit

Where one quickly sits down to take a quick dump and then continues with normal life after a 3 minute or less crap

Guy 1: Man I need to take a crap

Guy 2: we are in such a rush just pull a sit and shit

by Wray man December 2, 2015

sit and drink

a game played at parties where the players reject all on going conversations and sit on a couch drinking beer after beer. the objective is to sit and drink, and when the player stands up and is infact drunk, the player has won. there are no losers of this game, only winners.

this party is lame, wanna play sit and drink?

by krillupo July 12, 2009

Sitting in the Asshole

a term used by Little Wayne that means "I am sitting in the car". but realistically there is only one way to say i am sitting in the car. and that's "I AM SITTING IN THE CAR"

Bill (calling Wayne): "hey man whats up? where are you?"

Wayne: "I AM SITTING IN THE ASSHOLE YOU BITCH!"

Bill:" this is why we can't be friends, because you say things like this..."

by nekura511 August 2, 2009

sitting bayou

the sitting bayou is the act of a female performing oral sex on a man while he deficates.

I cant look at her again after that sitting bayou.

by andrew smith September 14, 2004

Sit Down

A B.M.; a Number 2; to deficate. When a male says "I gotta sit down...!" it means he has to take a sh*t.

Danny: I'll be back in 10 mins - I gotta sit down.

by Time4SumAksion June 14, 2005

Taticaly Sitting

1. The act of sitting in the dark and waiting to jump and scare someone.

2. To camp your ass of in a video game

1. John:Where did you come from?

Bill: I was taticaly sitting in the corner.

2. Gamer: Hey!, you're such a camper.

Gamer: No, I was just taticaly sitting.

by That Guy Behind You February 22, 2011

Taint-sit

The act of putting one's taint on a partner's nose in order to get ones balls sucked.

Ryan: "I was taint-sitting on Melanie and then I broke her nose and gave her a strawberry shortcake"

by Thisdickonyourhead August 5, 2014