Someone who occupies the public bathroom stall immediately next to you, even when there are many others available.
I was the only person in the airport bathroom, so I was taking a #2 when some Sidewinder decided they needed to use the stall right next to me.
by Myrtle Groggins March 10, 2010
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Get the Sinead mug.A rabid fan of The University of Alabama. These fans have never set foot in a college classroom, nor have they ever been to a game. These are the fans that spend their waking hours on chat forums of their rival schools spewing hatred.
Tyler01 is a typical sidewalk alum. He spends a good part of his day on Auburn message boards flaming the AU grads and putting down their alma mader, yet he never attended Alabama.
by AUalum91 September 8, 2008
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by longdongblack July 21, 2010
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Get the Sidewalk Slam mug.When in a three way, the female is placed up against a wall with one man both fingering her and holding up her leg in a Nazi salute position while she paints a Hitler moustache on her face with the other man's penis. For this to work the woman must first dip the mans penis in some sort of ink or other fluid.
by Milky The Man Cannon July 31, 2011
Get the Sideways Hitler mug.A young man, with a regular sex drive, takes an erection enhancing drug (like Viagra) and experiments to see how many times he can masturbate before the medication wears off, and he becomes so chafed that he has to walk sideways.
by Blancheodeath June 20, 2011
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