Shocking the gays

The act of coming out of the closest as a straight or hetrosexual person

Bob: Jean... there's something I need to tell you.
Jean: What cooking good looking?
Bob: I think I'm straight.
Jean: *fiddles with hair* Are you cereal?
Bob: I've been thinking about it for a while. Can we still be friends?
Jean: Of course, I'll try to not be turned on anymore by you.

Shocking the gays

by VibePvP August 1, 2022

Shell-Shocked

When you're playing mariokart, you're in the lead and you're doing great and then the person in 12th place blue shells you It literally helped that guy in no way at all and now your shocked, dazed, confused and upset.

Me and my cousin were playing Mario Kart and I got shell-shocked!!

by Random Stranger You Don't Know June 28, 2022

Climate Shock

When you get off the plane and the weather is an extreme difference from where you just were.

Departing from California airport: "I wonder what the weather is like at home"

Arriving in Seattle: "Wow, It's raining sideways." "I'm going into Climate Shock."

by awesomefreckle April 4, 2010

The Shock Dock

The sexual act in which a woman shoves a live taser, face out, up her ass-hole. Then the man attempts to engage in anal sex with the woman while receiving extreme shocks and burns to his cock

Becky: hey girl, hey. Guess what... Bobby tried to fuck me so I pulled the shock dock

Julia: Oh snap his cock will be burning for days

by Joadydahman507 November 20, 2009

ferret shock

Being overwhelmed by an abundance of choices, or stimuli in general.

Refers to the mental state of a ferret in a chicken coop, unable to choose a single bird among the panicked flock to attack.

Sally went into ferret shock when her favorite bling shop had a fire sale.

Johnny forgot to take his ADD meds, so he was totally ferret shocked at the carnival.

by GreyStork June 20, 2008

Shock and Awe

Catchword from 2003 used originally to describe a part of the Baghdad bombing campaign by the US. May or may not have actually happened. A prime example of irrational excitement over something taken out of context.

I've been watching the US Iraq bombings waiting to see this shock and awe thing everyone has been talking about.

by phasesout October 26, 2005

sofia shocking

A girl who goes to BSGE and the only thing shoking about her, is her weight. she needs to go on a diet or sumthin cuz that bitch it chunky. if she sat on me, i'd probably die.

Rachel: Hey do you kno Sofia Shocking?
Jamal: Yea, dat fat ass girl right?
Rachel: Yea she needs to go on a diet.
Jamal: Werd. I'd never tap that.
Rachel: Haha.

by Sexy Chickkk May 1, 2008