Shlurk

An awkward but really funny catchphrase people use to get girls.

*Markus was at the dance and he saw Jennifer, the hottest girl in 11th grade, so he came up and decided to use a shlurk*
Markus: is there a fire in here?
Jennifer: What? I don’t feel any heat.
Markus: because Captain California had drank a gallon of water today!
Jennifer: *Laughing her ass off* we should start dating

by Theory42 June 27, 2019

shlink

a childhood game that turned into a meme. if you are bad at shlinking it is shameful

Hey! let’s go play shlink

by hjjajajahhs January 8, 2020

Shlink

A substitute for ‘fucker’, ‘bitch’, etc.

Someone: “Pulls A Dick Move.”
You: “You fucking Shlink!”

by Tenzei March 20, 2020

shunkle

a new word, its the worse word. no meaning but people should get very offended by it and can be used in any way someone wants.

"i just shunkled her" (meaning he said hi to her ;) ) "i just shunkled her" (meaning i just fucked her)

by chairachta June 10, 2020

schlunkerpong

greatest game ever created

schlunkerpong is a real mans sport.

by schlunker king September 21, 2020

shrunkear0

omega astroworld vibing, likes armored skins

is shrunkear0 a furry?
no, maybe

by Twitter inspector October 7, 2020

Shunk Pussy

Any strong strain of cannabis

DemonSack: You smoke that new Obama Runtz?
Friend: Nah
DemonSack: It’s some straight Shunk Pussy

by DemonSack December 3, 2020