really hot and sexy, 6'10, bald, really athletic, gets all bitches, steals everyones boyfriends cause shes so fit
by superfuncat2323 March 22, 2023
Get the shannonmug. A wild mix of sass and heart, Shannon is the person who’ll roast you with the sharpest sarcasm but then double-check to make sure she didn’t actually hurt your feelings. Curly-haired and chaotic in the best way, she’s got a tough exterior but is secretly a golden retriever in human form—loyal to a fault, goofy, and always down for deep talks at 2 a.m.
She’s a master of blending in anywhere, reading people like a book (which she probably just finished in one night). Don’t mistake her for an academic—she hates structured learning but is low-key a genius. Growing up as the youngest of three, she had to fight to be heard, which means she’s got a voice and knows how to use it—loudly, if necessary.
Cautious about trust but ride-or-die once you earn it, a Shannon will adapt to any situation and make you feel like you’ve known her forever. Just don’t assume her sarcasm means she doesn’t care—she cares a lot, she’s just not about to get all mushy about it.
She’s a master of blending in anywhere, reading people like a book (which she probably just finished in one night). Don’t mistake her for an academic—she hates structured learning but is low-key a genius. Growing up as the youngest of three, she had to fight to be heard, which means she’s got a voice and knows how to use it—loudly, if necessary.
Cautious about trust but ride-or-die once you earn it, a Shannon will adapt to any situation and make you feel like you’ve known her forever. Just don’t assume her sarcasm means she doesn’t care—she cares a lot, she’s just not about to get all mushy about it.
"I thought Shannon hated me at first because she roasted my entire outfit, but then she bought me coffee and lent me a book she thought I’d like—classic Shannon move."
by CaneDiavolo March 1, 2025
Get the Shannonmug. The funniest person you meet. Loves riding horses and Irish dancing. Is a terrible cook but gets all As. Is not a goody goody and often gets punished by the teachers from big personality. Has beautiful sparkling brown eyes and hair. Often is tall and skinny like a supermodel and has the coolest best friend who often has blue eyes and blonde hair. Shannon will dazzle your world and be the best girlfriend/ soulmate. To top off she is extremely athletic and gets d1 offers all the time.
Hottest guy in school: WOAH dude, who’s THAT
other hottest guy in school: that’s SHANNON BRO, get with the times.
other hottest guy in school: that’s SHANNON BRO, get with the times.
by Amoney04 November 12, 2019
Get the Shannon Bmug. Shannon is the best girlfriend someone could ever ask for. She’s funny, a god a rapping and makeup, always knows how to help someone in the best ways, loves me for who i am, makes me and others feel loved, and just overall the best.
Even when she’s in a hard place, she knows she’ll get through it and it’ll be alright soon because everything happens for a reason. It’s all worth it.
Just being in person and on call with Shannon is such an amazing feeling. I love being with her whenever i get the chance to. Hearing her voice is like music to my ears.
She’s so comforting to be with.
She has the most beautiful voice, whether she’s singing or just talking. and she has the looks of the most purest, most gorgeous person ever, whether she believes it or not. It’s true.
And that might sound basic but it’s true, and she needs to know the truth about herself.
Every little detail about her is absolute beauty. There’s nothing to change about her. She is perfect just the way she is.
Shannon is the best girlfriend ever.
Shannon is MY perfect girlfriend.
Even when she’s in a hard place, she knows she’ll get through it and it’ll be alright soon because everything happens for a reason. It’s all worth it.
Just being in person and on call with Shannon is such an amazing feeling. I love being with her whenever i get the chance to. Hearing her voice is like music to my ears.
She’s so comforting to be with.
She has the most beautiful voice, whether she’s singing or just talking. and she has the looks of the most purest, most gorgeous person ever, whether she believes it or not. It’s true.
And that might sound basic but it’s true, and she needs to know the truth about herself.
Every little detail about her is absolute beauty. There’s nothing to change about her. She is perfect just the way she is.
Shannon is the best girlfriend ever.
Shannon is MY perfect girlfriend.
“y/n is so lucky to have Shannon as a girlfriend. I wish i had a girlfriend even half as good as Shannon.”
by gay sweetheart November 23, 2021
Get the Shannonmug. by coochieloverlandon August 21, 2024
Get the shannon dodgingmug. Shannon is the type of person to be kind talkative, funny, and makes himself known, ya know the class clown that everyone likes. He’s handsome, and a gentleman but anything turns him on. If you date him, he’ll make you feel special, like you’re the only one in the world he loves.
by It’s not gay if you wear socks December 18, 2021
Get the Shannonmug. A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.
A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.
A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.
Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.
A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.
Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!
Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
by anonymous xyz August 7, 2022
Get the Shannon and Matthewmug.