Telling big liess, like in " The Three Little Pigs " ! The wolf said that he would blow a brick house down, and nothing happened.
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Get the selling soap mug.Also known as a shithole.. Selinsgrove is full of douchebags who think that because there is a large amount of Arab doctors that live in the outskirts, they are all awesome and rich. Kept open by the thousands of obese people, the fast food joints on The Strip are the main point of entertainment for these people. The high school smells of cow shit and grease, thanks to the students walking in it. The sports teams in this school district usually have decent records, but it has been discovered that if a student (or adult, as majority of the "players" are) plays a sport here, particuarly football, the distrct will buy their family a large cow to get their daily dosage of milk and meat from. Other than the fast food places, for entertainment, residents enjoy going to Selinsgrove Speedway (or Spedway, called by out of townies) to watch cars race, get drunk, get beaten by husband/wife, and then get arrested for domestic disputes.
Selinsgrove resident: Did ya heer that if we play a sport we git a cow?
Selinsgrove resident 2: Yeh, but I perfer riding my jackass to the Selinsgrove Speedway.
Selinsgrove resident 3: Meebe I will join the basketball team and contribute to another losing season.
Selinsgrove resident 2: Yeh, but I perfer riding my jackass to the Selinsgrove Speedway.
Selinsgrove resident 3: Meebe I will join the basketball team and contribute to another losing season.
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Selina doesn't fall in love easily, but she often likes someone when she meets someone of her own level in intelligence. Often the people she says she "hates" most, she actually likes. So keep an eye out for those people she particularly hates and weird manner!
Person A: Hey, did you know Selina liked Alfred?
Person B: Oh gosh!! I thought she hated him! She literally wants to kill him-
Person A: you never know... Life is weird ya know.
Person B: Oh gosh!! I thought she hated him! She literally wants to kill him-
Person A: you never know... Life is weird ya know.
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