Bezos Second

The amount of money Jeff Bezos makes in a second

Guy 1:Yooooo how much that new whip cost you?
Guy 2: This shit cost me a whole Bezos Second!!

by sebas15243 February 20, 2019

second gentleman

Is the second person in line to have sex with a prostitute/ escort.

She must be really busy today, I’m the second gentleman to see her.

by NickM808 January 28, 2021

Josie second

A Josie second is an infinitely small amount of time if you want someone to get out of a challenge use Josie seconds

You have 5 Josie seconds to win

by smartboithatknowshowtospell April 10, 2021

Sleepy Second

Accidentally getting to second base while your still half asleep

Matt: hey did you hear Carl got a Sleepy Second
Jim: yeah now Jill hates him.

by Mybad February 15, 2013

second round

The vaporized remains of marijuana. It still contains THC, which can be extracted by means such as cooking and revaporizing, for example.

That second round got me really baked. Pot is the gift that keeps on giving.

by jfried April 29, 2009

the second croissant

when someone is bored or feels excluded from a social activity

Kill me, am not being the second croissant again

by Claredestclaire June 19, 2020

Disturbing Seconds

An internet cartoon about some freakish kid with a mental condition.

Guy: Disturbing Seconds freaks me out.

by Choo-Choo McGrew March 07, 2007