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school

a type of prison that children go to.
somebody: HeLlO GuYs Im GoInG To Go TaKe A VaCaTiOn

school: no.
by dont take me seriously . August 21, 2020
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School

Nothing but pain, suffering, and torture
Me: Why does school enslave kids so much?
Julio: cuz life hates us
by Smoothbrick578 October 7, 2021
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School

Where children go to die, and adults are born.
School student: Hey, congrats of graduating! Wanna go imagine some stuff?
Graduate: No, I have no time to imagine, for I need to go and get a job so then I can earn money and to buy irrelevant material goods and food, and by doing this I will be giving cheap labour to whom ever hires me, until I become so depressed I end up killing myself.
School student: I'll go get my gun.
by Mr. Wafflessss November 7, 2010
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School

Hell
A place were girls think they are the shit.

Fake gangsta han when they are supposed to be on the streets.

And fags are there too.

And Sappy teachers who hate you.
Mortal Kombat takes place in hell, meaning school is a fight, meaning that school fucking sucks balls.
by Jurles Rames December 9, 2008
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School

1. The equivalent of the Prison, which is an equivalent of Hell.
2. Place where countless generations were brainwashed.
3. Place where they teach you lies.
4. Place where they teach you to be respectful, while they don't give a shit about you.
5. Place where many pedophiles work.
6. It is home of the school principal aka Satan.
"No,no,no,no! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -me (and everybody else) before going to school.
by Schoolhater February 1, 2008
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A place also named hell where they try and teach you shit you have no use for.
by Connormast12 October 17, 2007
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A legal penitentiary where teachers are paid less than a vietnamese kid a Nike sweatshop and where children or teens gather to "learn".School shootings also occur here and kids who feel the need to be "different" dress in black.Wannabes are also rampant.
See 'cesspool for schizophrenia'
by LifeIsABitchAndThenYouDie August 24, 2003
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