schlong sweater

1. to have sex with a can of beans
2. the hair after you shave your pubes

1. dude I totally got that schlong sweater last night
2. I made a schlong sweater last night - I feel so smooth.

by cutegaynugget November 7, 2016

Schlong Dongler

Someone who uses a schlong Dongle

Hello, I am a schlong dongler

by TheDobbi March 8, 2024

schlong

A word used to describe a dick when it is whipped out quickly or if it is 7+ inches.

Guy1: "He whipped out his schlong THIS FAST"
Guy2: "How fast?"
Guy1: "so fast"

by cooldefenitionmaekr April 16, 2024

A Long Schlong

A schlong that I wish was mine

I have A Long Schlong

by smolcok November 23, 2021

Schlong

The biggest dick you’ll ever see. If he has a schlong, he’ll skull fuck you harder than you’ve ever been fucked. He’ll give you the biggest orgasm with his 33 1/2 inch schlong

Girl: “Nice dick😉”
Guy: “it’s not a dick”
Girl: “what is it then”
Guy: “ITS A SCHLONG

by Sexy_chicken643 February 21, 2020

Schlong

Looks like a duck cuz it is uwuwuwuwu

My schlong is big

by UwU big dick man July 2, 2021

schlong licker

someone who licks schlong so superbly everyone wants to chop off their dicks and hand it to the schlong licker

girl 1- how many dicks have you sucked?
girl 2- so many i can't count! they call me the schlong licker

by yumclump September 18, 2017