sammy squared

sexiest person alive! i love you sammy!

"You know sammy squared?" "The one with two dads?" "yeah, i love that kid" "yeah heard he sings collide by howie day out of nowhere' "so he's still hot!"

by sammys wife December 9, 2008

Uncle Sammy

The act in which two straight males cross streams into the same urinal while at any establishment that serves alcoholic beverages. Both males may or may not be under the influence. Though neither male derives any sexual pleasure from this, both penises must be in plane sight to perform the act correctly.

Wtf bro....we totally pulled an Uncle Sammy last night at that Roosters.

by Potata head April 18, 2018

sammy sandler

putting your cock and balls in some ones mouth and then cumming down then throat

"awww damo do you want a sammy sandler"

by godfatblackcock September 3, 2009

Sammy's Shadow

The girl that you left but can never get over. She is the one that got away. The one you can never get the guts to try to get back.

You see that girl over there? Yea, she's my sammy's shadow.

by Owjeez April 4, 2013

Sammy Huynh

Some gay girl from Pembroke. We all hate her.

Sammy Huynh.

by SammyH4588 June 18, 2011

Cock Sammy

A sexual act made by the chupacabra

I hear the chupacabra knows how to treat a lady, he gave her a cock sammy.

by Jeremy Robbins February 15, 2009

sammy sosa

sum one who be bling blingin and lowley haters need to diss cause they aint eva gonna get into the mlb. cause they white.

man you need to lay off of sammy sosa, he still kicks so much ass.

by the white whino December 1, 2003