Sameerism

Truly ridiculous metaphors and similies that compare things that are, in truth, unrelated. In an attempt to sound intellectual, this will make the writer sound arrogant, pedantic, pretentious, and uneducated.

"The goals of the GOP are reminiscent of a shower curtain, see through and weak on homeland security."
"Did you come up with that Sameerism all by yourself...?"

by JonnyJay September 20, 2008

sameeh

A egg that resembles a deviled egg but made from ostrage and sautéed onions pureed together mostly used in Jordan.

I can't wait to eat mama's sameeh

by Lesleluv December 19, 2016

Buttle Sambooder

Takin' a shit on your ex-girlfriend while having a three-way specio-sexual fisting with your neighbours kid's dog

Man, I met up with my ex while babysitting my neighbours kid. I started shitting on her and the dog walked in. We Buttle Sambooder all night long.

by Sergeant Poodler March 25, 2009

more of the same

It's no use you keepin' saying that so many times. There'll be no change despite your struggle.

You think I'll get pleased with that? I don't wanna hear that kind of drivel any more from you, ok? More of the same.

by Edward Bloom October 22, 2008

Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

A quote from the Disney computer-animated film "The Wild", to be uttered when you and someone else both happen to say something at the same time. Is EXTREMELY irritating, especially when your six and five-year-old brothers say it every single fricking opportunity they can possibly get. Believe me, I know.

Tom and Jake in unison: Who likes BACON!?!?

Me: Aww, so cute! I DO!!!

Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

Me: Ha, ha...uh...funny...

Tom and Jake: Dude...we said it at the same time. Dude.

Me: Okay, that's kinda getting old...

Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!

Me: Oh, for the LOVE OF...

Tom and Jake: DUDE!!! WE SAID IT AT THE SAME TIME!!! DUDE!!!

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (runs away screaming like a lunatic and pounds head against nearest wall)

by lollylollylollyPOP!!! May 30, 2007

same-sex family

gay people having children.

"Myah and Jelena have two children" they are a same-sex family.

by jfrdcd6rc6waasadasdsaj and m May 7, 2018

sambo

Adj. A describing word. used to catergorize certain ethnic groups

Sambo was a lazy coon,
who went to slepp in the afternoon,
so tired was he,
Oh! So tired was he,
he was lying on his back when along came a bee,
a fucking great bumble bee etc.

by KKK May 13, 2005