Have you heard from that girl from the gym? Oh, that old spider cunt? No. She ain't had dick in a hot minute.
by wonderpony February 8, 2009
Get the Spider Cunt mug.To lure females into your room and feed them shots with intentions of sexual penetration....similair to how a spider traps their pray and leaves them defenseless...often done by frat brothers and nursing students...
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(Verb): When a girl is giving a guy head, and right before he comes into her mouth, he pushes her away, and comes into his hand, and throws it at the girls face, and says "SPIDER-MAN!"
by Emmaroo August 25, 2004
Get the Spider-Man mug.The "Colonel Sanders" is when your girlfriend or wife gives you oral sex. You cum above her upper lip and make a mustache. Then you put a little on her chin, for the goatee.
There are a couple variations to this:
A "Colonel Sanders with a Pearl Tooth" is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little cum on her front tooth.
A "Colonel Sanders with a Monacle" is the above action and you put the last bit of cum in her eye.
There are a couple variations to this:
A "Colonel Sanders with a Pearl Tooth" is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little cum on her front tooth.
A "Colonel Sanders with a Monacle" is the above action and you put the last bit of cum in her eye.
by thecolonel-2010 October 14, 2010
Get the Colonel Sanders mug.Spidercloud... English folk band. Hits include 'Eternal Death', 'Ghosts can't play guitar', 'Herd of a hundred horses'. Currenly making a musical. Hold frequent gigs in graveyard. Famous for not doing drugs. Check out www.myspace.com/spidercloud
by Jenny Spider December 9, 2008
Get the Spidercloud mug.The act of an older man creeping and touching younger women thinking they can get away with it because they have a grey bush.
by chanmann January 9, 2009
Get the Saudered mug.A spider, after it dies and goes to hell and confronts satan. The spider then must go through one of satans challenges to see what his fate will be. If he can't complete the challenge he gets tranformed into a ethereal black and wooden spider with a pink penis protruding from it. It also appears to be controlled by strings and can float and is now a spider puppet.
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