The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.
Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,
"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"
Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"
Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "
by betterdick January 14, 2019
Get the Roof Envymug. by Jollon August 12, 2023
Get the Fiddler on the Roofmug. A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.
Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing
by soulwax May 22, 2014
Get the New Roofmug. by roofcanoe May 1, 2020
Get the Roof Canoemug. by aznbob December 10, 2023
Get the raise the roofmug. is when you get on top of your car and drive around (preferably a station wagon with a rack to hold on to)
by Spongeghetta May 18, 2016
Get the roof ridingmug. Holy shit! Looks like 2 Dales on a roof. They sure are having a gay ol’ time!
See also Blake and Tyler.
See also Blake and Tyler.
by Codybay1 December 16, 2021
Get the 2 Dales on a roofmug.