Puerto Rican Diet Plan

Posting pictures of your anus on an online dating site. Named after Puerto Rican Territorial Senator Roberto Arango, a virulent homophobe, was caught posting pictures of his anus on a gay dating site grindr. Senator Arango later claimed was documenting his weight loss regimen.

I found out my boss was on the Puerto Rican Diet Plan when I saw him on grindr yesterday.

by ryanayr August 31, 2011

Puerto Rican Chili Bowl

When you've met a new female friend and bought her back to your place/hotel, after failing to score she takes a huge dump in your bathroom before saying goodbye and leaving.

Guy 1: How'd last night go? I saw you leave with her!

Guy 2: "Man, I thought I was certain to score, she got back and then said she was freakin' tired. What made it worse was she left me a fucking Puerto Rican Chili Bowl!"

by Billy Carwash February 20, 2011

nekkid puerto rican girl

Similiar to the Holy Grail; the ultimate; the highest plateau one can achieve while still living.

"Dog, you gotta get to this party. Forget the concert, forget your girl, Jose has about 10 nekkid puertorican girls there who just graduated cathlic school." Just lovely.

by Angel August 21, 2004

Costa Rican Dirt Bike

The act of two men riding together on a dirt bike or motorcycle and the man riding in the rear gives a hand job to man driving the bike.

I saw Joe and Will riding together on Joes motor cycle and Will was giving Joe a Costa Rican Dirt Bike.

by Ian N. March 25, 2023

Costa Rican fist pump

When one uses ones bare fist in a pumping motion to unclog a plugged toilet.

Beth was horrified when the resort maintainance man "Costa Rican fist pumped" the plugged toilet.

by Unknown1999 May 6, 2015

puerto rican secret

Very similar to a "donkey punch" except when you are about to ejaculate you pull out of the womans anus and punch her in the kidney. This causes her to defaecate all over the bed.

Oh man i gave Jane the Puerto Rican secret last night and then we both had to sleep on the couch because the bed was all covered in shit.

by Anchorage November 9, 2007

puerto rican lane change

Switching 2 or more lanes at once while driving on a highway or multiple lane road.

Lamey McLamerton: "DUDE theres our exit 23 lanes over, and your in the far left lane during rush hour!!!"

TZ: "Watch this, i'll pull the best puerto rican lane change you've ever seen"

by TZ February 25, 2005