A term describing when a long term couple breaks up, but can't stop getting back together multiple times. Derived from the line in the Eagles song, "You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave."
My roomate keeps wanting to get back with his ex-girlfriend, but I keep telling him, "Come on dude, check out of the Hotel California once and for all!"
How long have they been going out? It seems like forever! Naw, they're broken up but I think they're gonna start a Hotel California Relationship now.
How long have they been going out? It seems like forever! Naw, they're broken up but I think they're gonna start a Hotel California Relationship now.
by Johnny B Camaro October 7, 2005
Get the hotel california relationship mug.When a girl can find a guy that will actually stick around and prove that he truely loves her instead of getting the one an only thing typical guys want, and disappearing...
Ginger: 'Wow! Kandy you a serious relationship with Jax.'
Kandy: 'Yea, Jax actually stuck around and stayed with me even thru everythig.'
Kandy: 'Yea, Jax actually stuck around and stayed with me even thru everythig.'
by Froglove85 June 21, 2012
Get the serious relationship mug.With a romantic relationship, you get to know your partner a lot more intimately and it shows a sweet side too. Through the romantics, i think your partner would feel a lot more of the love and definitely more heartwarming.
With a spontaneous relationship, you keep each other active. And sure keeps things fresh. Exciting for sure.
Put them together and you have a relationship that is both full of love and full of excitement too. Keeps the relationship alive. You openly show affection towards each other no matter what anyone says and aren't afraid to express your feelings in a wild, over-the-top manner.
With a spontaneous relationship, you keep each other active. And sure keeps things fresh. Exciting for sure.
Put them together and you have a relationship that is both full of love and full of excitement too. Keeps the relationship alive. You openly show affection towards each other no matter what anyone says and aren't afraid to express your feelings in a wild, over-the-top manner.
GIRL: "I have a spontaneously romantic relationship with my boyfriend, neither of us are afraid to express how we feel in the most dramatic way possible. It never gets boring with us."
BOY: "I'm always so spontaneously romantic with my girlfriend, she loves the crazy things i do to show i care, and vice versa."
BOY: "I'm always so spontaneously romantic with my girlfriend, she loves the crazy things i do to show i care, and vice versa."
by TimTamalicious January 4, 2011
Get the Spontaneously Romantic Relationship mug.People don’t know y’all are together, except for only y’all. And you keep you relationship off social media!
by Sally Ann August 9, 2019
Get the private relationship mug.n. A status bestowed from one individual upon another exemplifying satisfaction anticipated from maintaining a relationship with that individual. This evaluation is highly subjective and typically reflects a great deal of personal preference. However, this term is usually used in situations where the relationship is not exclusively sexual (i.e., it is not used to describe a fuck buddy).
Claire: Matt is hott, but I can't stand talking to him; he is so stupid!
Jenn: Not relationship material, huh?
Jenn: Not relationship material, huh?
by lugnutwrench August 12, 2008
Get the relationship material mug.Bassed off "long distance relationship"
A relationship in which the woman is only interested due to the size of the man's genitals
A relationship in which the woman is only interested due to the size of the man's genitals
Steve: What happened to Suzie and Rob? They were always so happy together
Tom: It was only a schlong distance relationship
Steve: Oh
Tom: It was only a schlong distance relationship
Steve: Oh
by Menacing Sock May 27, 2010
Get the Schlong Distance Relationship mug.A relationship for the sole purpose of being with someone so as to not be single. Usually a one-sided situation, as the other person thinks the relationship is legit.
Dude, I know that last guy broke her heart...but the current boyfriend? Total relationsham. Too bad he actually thinks they're in love.
by fired_again August 9, 2010
Get the relationsham mug.