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Guinness Book of World Records

The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.
TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.
by I_hasAcat June 5, 2022
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BAD FELBJraTiVe records

Bad fellow benningfield junior active record's. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created bad FELBJrative records 😎 🤪.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 24, 2021
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Police record

Files/datas that are filled with someone's bullshits,or even worse, which are been kept by the police, in order to restrain your life as a punishment or to remember you forever.
By the time I applied a street-illegal exhaust in my motorbike, a cop's motorcycle caught me, and from now on, i own a police record.
by Xrousi March 10, 2022
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Shellac records

Records made from the poop from lac bugs.
Did you know that shellac records are made of bug poop?
by supertune March 25, 2022
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Sound Like a Broken Record

When someone has to repeat something to you repeatedly. Most likely being used by your black grandma.
"Boy now I don told you to clean your room 8 times, you makin' me sound like a broken record."
by peanut6217 January 28, 2022
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Sound Like A Broken Record

(Adj.) Having something repeatedly being said to you, most of the time about the same thing. This can vary from being said by your teacher to your black grandma.
"Boy now I done now told you to clean yo room! You makin me sound like a broken record."
by peanut6217 January 28, 2022
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BUDDAH RECORDS

A renown "PEDOPHILE" record label that brought 10cc to the US to fill the BUDDAH.

The PEDOPHILE SONGS.

The go ahead PED0PHILIA LABEL.
Listen I enjoyed early on "the making of a PEDOPHILE" young consenting ages of the 1960's and little CHILDREN trips to THAILAND nobody thinking anything of it as BUDDAH RECORDS brought KASENETZ KATZ CIRCUS "QUICK JOEY SMALL" 10cc" to hit the BUDDAH with a bang.

OK, SIMON SAYS, YUMMY YIMMY YUMMY(BRADLEY KENT FUSC0 and ROBERT FUSCO RIMJOB , FRENCH JOB , BLOW JOB (EDGEWATER PARK) ,MARITAL DISCENSION "PEDOPHILE (UNCENSORED),. CHEWY CHEWY, 1,2,3 REDLIGHT as the big BIG hit where it got serious as 1910 FRUITGUM COMPANY as INDIAN GIVER as this was called BUBBLEGUM MUSIC on BUDDAH RECORDS but very versatile catchy.

Watch the BUDDAH open it's ASSH0LE of any child or baby AS the parents were not aware of the BUDDAH RECORDS CIRCLE which is BUDDAH.(RAP)E.RIM.HOLE.PARE and head to THAILAND to have greater experiences to make better BUDDAH RECORDS as give the HUNGRY GH0ST a good name of the BUDDHISM.ENTRANCE.RECTUM.80. and even double the HITS when they got back as spin more BUDDAH and you thought that was MARIJUANA.
by DIT KOMON ASSH0LE April 13, 2022
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