Best Western Reach Around

When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.

Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”

Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”

by BillyMaysTased July 5, 2024

Swan Reach Around

To operate your hand and wrist like the neck of a swan in pleasurable positions.

Don't be a goose, give me a swan reach around...

by bakedgoods23 October 30, 2023

Reach-Around Wannabe

Somebody who takes credit & steals or rips off ideas, concepts, names from other peoples work. For their own gain.

A Copycat

Termed coined by Wrestling Promoter Terry Landel.

There's too many reach-around wannabes in the Wrestling Business today!

by Space Cowboy Nick-G January 12, 2023

Reach for the Straws

A fallacy in which an individual in an argument makes a wild accusation based on little, often irrelevant evidence in a moment of panic.

Derived from the term ‘Reach’ and phrase ‘Grasping At Straws’, as well as being a play on the phrase ‘Reach for the Stars’

“After her position was proved untenable, Olive began to reach for the straws in order to discredit her opponent.”

by loverama99 January 30, 2024

Remember Reach

Something someone says when mentioning Reach(planet), or the game Halo: Reach released in 2010. People will usually follow up with either the date when Reach fell(8/30/2552) or when Halo: Reach released(9/14)2010)

“You ever played Halo?”
“Yeah…I remember Reach. September 14th, 2010. The end of an era, man..”

by Halfcrabs March 19, 2025

white woman reach

white women who involve themselves in situations that do not affect them
(noun/verb)

person 1: are they selling lemonade without a permit?
person 2: relax ur white woman reaching

OR

person 1: my mom keeps reporting these kids outside
person 2: ur mom has white woman reach

by MilkyBag March 5, 2024

Reached for the Bisto

The act of breaking wind.

He reached for the Bisto and it was putrid. I do apologise. I've just reached for the Bisto

by Supertrousers March 4, 2011