Putin

When you’re having anal sex with your partner then he/she pulls out and there’s a whistling noise followed by the Eruption of a Poopy Farty Noise.

It was just a little Noise when I pulled out, Nobody’s was Putin okay.

by GoodWeatherChris March 8, 2022

Putin Paradigm

A term synonymous with a Napoleonic Complex and Little Man Syndrome.

Person 1: Did you just see that ripped guy in the souped up pickup truck rev his engine and flip off the guy pushing his child in a stroller for no apparent reason then speed off and cut off another car on the neighborhood street?

Person 2: Yeah, he must have a Putin Paradigm.

by Thatoneguy5678 March 7, 2022

Putin

verb (used with object), Putin, Putined.

To take from others, especially by force, with malice of forethought, an attitude of entitlement to what is not one’s rightful property, and the haughty expectation that one will get away with it.

That douchebag came up and Putined the mic in the middle of my sister’s wedding toast. Let’s all go introduce him to Mr. Dumpster.

by StandUpToTyrants February 27, 2022

rusty putin

Giving anal to an old rich guy that says he hates gays but wants you in his ass.

See that fellow stomping on that pride flag. He wants it cause he's in a rusty Putin.

by timthepigman June 4, 2022

Putin on the Blitz-krieg

song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.

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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.

by gnostic3 March 2, 2022

Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Putin is a President of Russia from 2000 to 2008, then president from 2012 to the present time. In general, a good person (not counting the fact that in 2015 he concluded a truce with Ukraine only so that the latter would strengthen its army and fire with impunity at its “own” territory, populated mainly by Russians), raised the country from the @ssh0le of the 90s to the level of one of the leading powers (again). Leads an anti-Western and anti-LGBT policy.
Interesting facts: Putin is hated by the average Ukrainian and European;
if you write anything in support of Putin, they will call you a Russian or “Kremlin” agent and will accuse you personally for commiting bazillion crimes with a huge chance;

They like to accuse Putin of things he did NOT do;

Western media like to misinterpret Putin’s words;

A huge number of conspiracy theories have been created, among them Putin's dopplegangers and Putin’s palace.

P.S Yes, I personally am a puppet and agent of Putin, and accordings to statistics, i will more likely to get negative rating.

Person A: Who is Vladimir Putin? I wonder who is he. (asks innocently)
Person B: (stroke, then psychopatically screaming) AEAEOOEOAEOEOAOOAEO IT'S MURDERER, R@P1$T, N@ZI, @$$H0L3 DICTATOR, MOTHER....ER, TERRORIST, WAR CRIMINAL, FREAK, MENTALLY RETARDED, PSYCHOPATIC... (trying to find words)
Person A: *dies from heart attack how every person would seeing mentally unstable human being)*

by Absolutely random guy March 1, 2024

Putin

The true spirit of evil and controller of the first puppet president Donald Trump.
Synonym for devil, evil, psycho, serial killer, human waste and prejudiced idiot.

“I just watched the Putin wears Prada!”
“Urghhh! I just got some dog Putin on my shoe!”
“The killer was sentenced to a life in prison for being such a Putin.”
“Did you see that guy? I think he was a real Putin.”
“Putin’s in the detail.”
“Putin lurks in the dark.”

by wee_eejit May 30, 2022