puppet sex

when your girlfriend gives you a hand job wearing a sock on her hand.

we was watching that muppet show when my girl put a sock on her hand and gave me Puppet sex!!!

by headpoet January 02, 2016

butt puppet

A human anal sex toy

In prison, Bubba made the new inmate his butt puppet.

by Chimp June 23, 2003

Finger Puppet

The act of placing a single finger two knuckles deep within an unsuspecting sleeping partners anus.
Lubricating aids are not used in order to ensure a tight seal.
Once the recipient of the finger wakes with a finger tightly wedged in their ass, the owner of the finger is duty bound to wiggle said buried finger and speak in a high pitched voice as one would when putting on a finger puppet show.

For 45 minutes he slowly pried her ass open to insert a finger.
When she awoke with a finger in her bum, a high pitched voice exclaimed "I'm a finger puppet and I want some cookies".

by 4Drunks December 18, 2010

puppet slut

A puppet slut is generally an Asian, but could be any woman who enjoys the act of anal fisting

I should give the bitch susan a call tonight, she's such a puppet slut, she'll do anything.

by Fucked mikes mom November 14, 2013

The Puppet Show

You take a small girl, around 100 pounds and shove your hand in her ass and pick her up. You fuck her standing up while jacking yourself off through her asshole and pussy.

I introduced that little bitch to the puppet show last night!

by The Puppet Master January 06, 2018

Puppet show

A handjob preformed through one’s pockets

The janitor asked her for a puppet show. She said no way. He thought this was wack.(hungry hand puppets- a variation of this terminology)

Stromboli shit 101

by Highmay710-69-93 June 29, 2021

sick puppets

a fun craft activity for men wherein the individual crafts a sock puppet, masturbates into it until completion, then dries to be displayed as a fun and whimsical statue either in the common room or local art galleries.

It's raining out. I think I may make a few sick puppets and kill two birds with one stone.

Wonderful looking sick puppet. Very sturdy! That has got to be at least a weeks build up!

Sick Puppet showing at 8:00pm. Liquor in the front, porker in the rear, $5 admission.

I think the artist was influenced by a lot of bare backing twincest in this siamese sick puppet piece.

by Celviano February 07, 2014