Pseudo President

Who else but 45 and 47, due to his complete lack of knowledge, experience, leadership or ethics.

I am waiting to see the tremendous shitshow begin to unfold on the day the Pseudo President is sworn in!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 10, 2024

pseudo-sophisticated

Adjective
1. Pretentious
2. That piece of writing you had to edit in your creative writing discussion that was written by an emo with a thesaurus fetish and unresolved daddy issues.

"Damn, what did I just read? Rory, that was so pseudo-sophisticated. There so much unnecessary drama!"

by fadingphilosophercollection November 12, 2019

Pseudo-realm

The world of electronic/social media that perpetuates fake friendships, fake love, fake promises and "pseudo-affection" based on the lack of true human interaction.

The facebook is full of fake people. Such a pseudo-realm.

by Nemesis20, April 26, 2017

pseudo gnome

A member of a large group of people working for a criminal organisation with the express role of obtaining pseudoephedrine for the manufacture of illicit substances. An illegitimate organisation who has a large number of pseudo gnomes circumvents legal dispensing restrictions by means of sheer numbers.

Chemist: "We are not keeping up with demand, we just don't have enough pseudoephedrine"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"

by aqaqa11111 October 13, 2016

pseudo-biotic

Alive, only by process of domestication/artificial selection, and having a mix of biological characteristics which either are not autonomously viable, or would not be selected for, by process of natural selection.

Of all the pseudo-biotic creatures on Old McDonald's farm, the pig is the one invited most, to dinner.

by ancestaera April 25, 2020

pseudo-chilling

When you are half way between being productive and chilling, so you end up tired of working without actually getting anything done.

Guy 1: “Man I’m tired I’ve been at my desk all day”
Guy 2: “What did you get done?”
Guy 1: “Nothing, I’ve just been pseudo-chilling”

by baseballbilly738394 January 2, 2022

Pseudo

An individual who, whether in reaction to having been an outcast in the past or just by the choice to be an overall disagreeable, opinionated individual who usually frequents coffee shops, don’t believe in drinking alcohol and “don’t watch TV” . This is a point of pretension for them, since what TV was and what it has become are vastly different things. The pseudo will sir at a coffee shop etc of preference on a limitless coffee tab and criticize everything except for the few things and people they like. They tend to carry a sense of entitlement and don’t respect rules of any place. If a pseudo is a musician or otherwise somehow involved in the arts, he/ she looks down on the art of others having universal appeal or potential for success.

A) My ex boyfriend’s pseudo friends jammed at his house religiously and if I was around, my every move was under the most critical scrutiny and I was always talked down to. B) The pseudos who ran and practically lived at my neighborhood coffee shop were constantly heckling me when I showed up to get my latte. They did not believe in doing anything but reading or pretending to read and gossiping with and about the other coffee shop regulars. The biggest pseudo announced that he doesn’t watch television . I asked him “What if PBS had an all day marathon of your favorite movies?” He said that would be no exception. Apparently pseudos do it not believe in clothes that match.

by Maggie The Cat September 22, 2023