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pseudo gnome

A member of a large group of people working for a criminal organisation with the express role of obtaining pseudoephedrine for the manufacture of illicit substances. An illegitimate organisation who has a large number of pseudo gnomes circumvents legal dispensing restrictions by means of sheer numbers.
Chemist: "We are not keeping up with demand, we just don't have enough pseudoephedrine"
Boss: "Well then hire some more pseudo gnomes!"
by aqaqa11111 October 13, 2016
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Pseudo Hair Flip

A hair flip done by someone who doesn't actually have hair. Therefore it is simply a gesture equivalent to a hair flip. It can be used to mock someone, to show disgust or disdain, or just to be flamboyant.
After my boss went on a bitch rant, I gave my coworker the pseudo hair flip to show my frustration.
by Flaggit February 3, 2010
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pseudo-watch

When you watch a TV program at the same time from two different physical locations.
My boyfriend and I pseudo-watch “This Is Us” when we can’t be together.
by #shellbell August 8, 2018
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Pseudo-occupation

When an obscure occupation needs professional title.
Laddie described herself as a beach drink scientist, and despite that it was a pseudo-occupation, she was still nationally recognized for her accomplishments in the field.
by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023
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Pseudo-potent

Someone or something say that are strong but actually weak
Nathan is pseudo-potent
by S0m3th1ng February 13, 2022
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Pseudo-Genderblindness

A trait where someone is attracted exclusively to non-gendered non-physical traits like personality but still has a gender preference. Any sexuality or romantic orientation other than pansexuality and panromantic can have pseudo-genderblindness.
I am straight but I am only into people with a personality I like. I have pseudo-genderblindness.
by Shugunou March 6, 2023
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Pseudo-Thick

Pseudo-Thick is when a girl has tig ol' bitties and a slice of cake but isn't chunky. Thick is all of that but is chunky.
James: "Kara thick."

Charles: "No bro... She pseudo-thick."
by Fiftyfivepercent September 21, 2016
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