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Professional Firer

A Professional Firer is a business owner who continually fires the employees just for the sake of firing them. These type of individuals own businesses just so they can fire people.
John is a Professional Firer.
by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019
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Professional Drinker

Person 1: Do you know any professional drinkers?
Person 2: How dare you even ask that? I can outdrink everyone on the face of the planet. You think DEMPSEY can drink like me? No way.

Person 2 is The Don
by ILoveMrMcIlwain June 2, 2022
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Professional Hand Clown

Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks
Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!
by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022
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Professional

Rosé from Blackpink
every time something goes not as planed she is professional af
by gio_ota July 19, 2019
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Professionally useless

The kind of coworker who is completely useless to any component of their job. They accomplish nothing when they’re there and you’re actually better off without them. This person is worthless to the job that other departments know about them too. He may also fake being sick to get out of work. All they’re good at is taking up oxygen. They are the weakest link
Mike: where is joe?

Sam: he’s out sick again.

Mike: wasn’t he just sick like a week ago?

Sam: yeah he was.

Mike: that guy is professionally useless
by Big left hand November 20, 2020
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Professional ranter

A person who rants about something professionally.
The Nerd character from the James Rolfe's AVGN webseries is a good example of a professional ranter
by Ryan900USAYT February 5, 2023
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