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Poof

The replacement for a swear word.

Flip, Fudge, and more. Those are so dated. Why not use poof?? it sounds so much better!!!
I hate my poofing job, Son of a poof, Poof it
by Mango!!!! July 16, 2024
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POOF!

To figuratively knock someone head clean off their shoulders.

To punch someone with all your power.

To cause intensive harm or damage, preferably to the head.
This bitch had the nerve to give me these dirty looks. I stared that bitch down like I"ll "POOF!" Ya Shit.

If you play games with my money ima "POOF!" Ya Shit. (As to say: I'ma knock your fucking head off)
by Lena Diamond December 19, 2013
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Slurp-poof

The act in which a woman gets her lovehandles transferred to her breasts for implants.
Yeah, she totally got the slurp-poof... and it looks GREAT.
by omiftw August 7, 2010
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poof spinging

its when you sping your poof erotically
last night i decided to sping my poof after you left my house, poof spinging is so fun
by Ejaculation man March 1, 2025
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Poofs

A awesome duck who likes to party all day, and LOVES to drink Pepsi.
Bob: awe look at that cute Poofs over there wobbling fast towards us

Tom: Um, i think its about to attack us.
Bob: Oh shit.
Tom: RUN
*The Poofs jumps into a basket full of Pepsi cans that was behind Bob and Tom*
by Spuffy01 March 9, 2015
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Poofed

He is really poofed
by Ech58 August 20, 2016
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poof

when someone queefs and poops at the same time during sex
i heard kimmy poofed on john last night
by poofest October 15, 2022
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