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Poker juice

Mokaine
Hey durb pass the poker juice the ufc is starting
by Verdanskman69 July 9, 2020
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turtle poker

A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair
Mom help I got a turtle poker
by Sneeeeeeeeddddddarritaaa November 8, 2023
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Poker Face

The red ring around your face from the face pad on your Oculus Quest after playing Pokerstars VR for hours.
Amanda took off her headset after 3 hours and realized she now has poker face.
by Dr. William Johnson November 30, 2021
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Portugal Poker

When American men with repressed homosexual tendencies retire to foreign countries and use the excuse of a poker game to explore their fantasies with the locals.
I'm moving away to retire but I will start a game of Portugal Poker when I get there.
by UbërDawg May 26, 2023
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Where's my poker?

Where is my poker is a phrase commonly used in many high schools in South Florida. It mocks people for asking stupid questions about where something specific is. Origin of the phrase is unknown, but it is widely believed to have stemmed from a video game.
Sofia: Have you seen my purple notebook?
Aimee: Bro. (In mocking, high pitched voice) Where's my poker?? Girl its literally in your bag.
Sofia: Oh.
by jacob911prey May 7, 2025
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Pumpkin-Poker

One who engages in sexual intercourse with a woman who's skin is tanned to an orange hew, resembling a pumpkin. Especially if she's kinda chub-chub.
Gross Dude! Your pokin' a pumpkin! Your a pumpkin-poker!
by The One And Only Mountain January 16, 2009
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piercing poker

A person who unconsciously reaches out to touch other people's new piercngs, often without permission. They aren't doing it to be a douche, they just kind of don't realize they're doing it.
Similar to a personal space invader, but only momentarily.
Me: Man, Sherry was molesting my industrial today. It kind of hurt, actually.
Bud: Yeah, she's a piercing poker.
by Halers Dee May 31, 2011
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