prison pocket

someone's butt hole

Jim smuggled it in his prison pocket.

by Fat City 42 November 1, 2008

Pocket Secret

(n.) Your "deepest, darkest" secrets, stowed away in a tiny pocket within your mind. When asked to share a secret, we generally skim over these because they are either too dark to be revealed to others, or are locked within our subconscious - because your conscious mind could not handle the vulgarity of the act(s) - and sometimes only in our slumber are we ever aware of these. Pocket secrets are shared on the rarest occasions, if ever.

Barbie: Tell me a secret
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)

by lyssaloo September 8, 2009

Pocket Kongs

Holding two kings in your hand in a game of Texas Hold'em

Jimmy is in the big blinds with pocket kongs.

by KBGravey February 27, 2007

pick-pocketing

A crime of stealing things out of people's pockets

I witnessed a pick-pocketing at the station just now.

by Marcos Evangelista June 27, 2016

Pocket Dragon

A flame producing device that is most commonly found in the pocket. A lighter.

Knight One : 'Wouldest thou pass me the pocket dragon most noble sir?'
Knight Two : 'Verily good sir, butest only if thou passeth to the left'

by The Herb Brothers September 1, 2012

pocket peter

A portable dildo or vibrator easily able to be carried in a purse

Janice took her pocket peter with her on vacation when her boyfriend couldn't come along.

by camnewtownmvp May 25, 2012

greasy pocket

Female Genitalia that's extremely lubricated.

I'd stick it in her greasy pocket.

by William E Barker III May 22, 2005