prison pocket

someone's butt hole

Jim smuggled it in his prison pocket.

by Fat City 42 November 1, 2008

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Pocket Secret

(n.) Your "deepest, darkest" secrets, stowed away in a tiny pocket within your mind. When asked to share a secret, we generally skim over these because they are either too dark to be revealed to others, or are locked within our subconscious - because your conscious mind could not handle the vulgarity of the act(s) - and sometimes only in our slumber are we ever aware of these. Pocket secrets are shared on the rarest occasions, if ever.

Barbie: Tell me a secret
Ken: I don't have any secrets, I'm an open book. (Except for my pocket secret about that time I got drunk and slept with Ken Senior and Malibu Barbie! I wouldn't tell anyone that!)

by lyssaloo September 8, 2009

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Pocket Tots

Tater tots that were in a pocket, as seen in Napolean Dynamite.

Napolean: Are you gonna eat your tots?
Pedro: No.
Napolean: Can I have them?
Pedro: Yes.
Napolean (Takes tots and inserts them into pocket, pocket tots)

by YourMumsBum July 12, 2009

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Slush Pocket

When a Woman has an Orgy with 10 Men, all Ejaculating in her Vagina. As she saves it all in her vagina waiting for her husband to come home to fuck, only to fuck a "slush pocket".

I knew my bitch was cheating on me when I plunged my member into the dirty Slush Pocket of an arsenal of man juice.

by maverick-66699 May 25, 2009

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Pocket Golf

When a male (or possibly someone else) scratch's, cajoles, or otherwise touches his testicles or penis from inside his pants pocket, either in private or public.

Having spent hours in a hot car battling rush hour , he was ready for some pocket golf

by dogboy15 July 23, 2010

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