pistol

1. taking a huge piss after holding it in for a long amount of time
2. slang for urinating
1. Jeff had been in the car all day with going to the bathroom therefore it was not surprise when he screamed out "I have to take a pistol".
2. Mrs. Nancy could i take a pistol
by Frank Oveltreer August 22, 2013
Get the pistol mug.

pistol

A person who wants too many bullets in their chamber aka a dumbass who intentionally WANTS to have a bunch of kids.
This crazy bitch told me she wanted 8 kids and I said: "Fuck that shit girl, you is a pistol and I ain't the NRA!"
by ReisOfCake September 01, 2016
Get the pistol mug.

Pistol

A man who is sweet, caring, and good with kids but has a hot temper. He is very overprotective witch can be a good thing and a bad thing. He is overall a good guy with good looks and a great personality.
Girl you really need a Pistol in your life
by pistol8910 May 15, 2022
Get the Pistol mug.

Pistol

A person is pistol, the person would have a quick wit, edgey, fun to hang out with.
Boy I love hanging with Barbara, she sure is a pistol. I never know what she will say next.
by Zooeysmother February 01, 2021
Get the Pistol mug.

pistol

are revolvers
pistols are revolvers dumbass
by Gorosei May 04, 2020
Get the pistol mug.

Portland Pistol Whip

While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.
Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.

James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.

Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 12, 2017
Get the Portland Pistol Whip mug.

pistol carbine

not to be confused with the full auto. Two handed pistol, usually with a knife.

its a micro carbine, it compares with submachine gubs but semi automatic only.
frequently used by security guards according to a anonymous souce.
did you see the fireball when that security guard got hit in the ankle, i can sorta see now why he wanted a pistol carbine punch knife with only 15 shots.
by Cody5050 November 17, 2020
Get the pistol carbine mug.