pissli

pissli is slang for anyone with the name eli and ginger hair, because ginger is like strawberry blonde it kinda looks like piss so by calling your friend pissli not only are you taking a dig at his hair color but you are taking a dig at him

hey pissli! how was your weekend? did you piss your pants?

by whoreica June 22, 2019

Iowa Pipeline

A derivative of the Alaskan Pipeline wherein the feces is characterized by high corn content.

Nothing satisfies the anus like an Iowa Pipeline. It's all good times until shit starts to melt.

by snoobler November 25, 2009

Alaskan Pipeline

When a man shits in plastic wrap, freezes it, then while having anal sex with his partner, grabs the frozen shit and rams it in her ass like it was his cock.

Damn! it smells like someone has been in an Alaskan Pipeline in here!

by Roger Kilburn November 14, 2007

Baked Alaskan Pipeline

After screwing yourself with a frozen turd you smoke it and get high as fuck. Like a soft sweaty cigar covered in nuts.

Mmmm, nutty. Cough cough. This Baked Alaskan Pipeline is really dense. I've totally got the munchies now.

by Princess Buzzkill December 3, 2010

Serbian Pipeline

Sexual act. Involving the main party defacating into a profallactic, placing said condom full of fecal matter into a domestic freezer. For a time no less than 12 hours, removing filled latex phallic shaped container full of human waste from the freezer. Upon removal, said container is then inserted, in a rapid forward and backwards motion untill the receptee of the implement reaches orgasm.
Serbian Pipeline:
Getting screwed by a frozen poo stick.

Boy 1:

Hey mate, i SOOOO gave that bird a Serbian Pipeline.....!

Boy 2:

So you mean you dildo'd my sister with a condom full of poo???

Boy 1:

Yeah!!!!!!

Boy 2:

Twat, get out of my house.........

by Uber Fassbender. Lord of Fife. December 24, 2010

alaska pipeliner

To take a shit, freeze it and reinsert it

bob: I'm bored sexually we should try something new
Melvin: How about an alaska pipeliner!

by Trent!!!!!!!!!! April 12, 2008

pissli

typically a boy named eli who has to piss ever four minutes so everyone calls him pissli

yo pissli can you get me a cold one??

by whoreica June 22, 2019