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Phelpsian feat

Describing an astronomical human test of strength with insurmountable odds.
Winning 8 Olympic gold medals is truly a Phelpsian feat.
by TBrownz October 10, 2008
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Phelpsian

(Referring to Michael Phelps' Olympic Gold-Medal record); Winning or succeeding at a highly skilled competition despite the odds; Exceptional athletic abilities; Perfection
"Sweeping that Beer Pong tournament was practically phelpsian."
by lizflam October 11, 2008
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Phelps'd

Getting beat 8 times in a row by a single opponent in athletic competition.
"Dude, how many times did he beat you? Eight? You just got Phelps'd."
by KLITI October 11, 2008
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Phelpsing it up

to allow other people to take incriminating pictures of you.
by LOC27 February 2, 2009
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Phelatoria

1)Sun and bodies orbiting it: the Sun and all the planets, satellites, asteroids, meteors, and comets that are subject to its gravitational pull.

2) Name of the solar system, where Earth is.
Tammy: Have you seen Jupiter in Phelatoria?
Einstein: I would have never been able to guess how big Phelatoria is without mathematics.
Demont- I want to graffiti a satellite in Phelatoria.
by Ladonna Mae Demont October 4, 2007
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Phelps'd

When one is caught doing something stupid they know they shouldn't be doing and a media record is made of such happening.

ex.) video, picture, sound recording
John: Oh dude last night was horrible! I can't believe Jodi found out I was cheating on her!
Kevin: For real dude. Mike straight up Phelps'd you.

or

Bob: YOU JUST GOT PHELPS'D
by h00man February 12, 2009
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Pulling a Michael Phelps

The most difficult sexual move to perform. Here is how it is done.

At the end of your swimming training, wait for others to leave the pool. Then tell your smoking hot horny-ass girlfriend to wait for you at the other end of 50 meter swimming pool.

You then get ready at the other end and at her signal start to swim as fast as you can. When you reach her, you have to fuck her as hard as you can for only 15 seconds. The time must be timed by official unbiased timekeeper When the time is up, you have to swim all the way to where you started and then back to her again. You must not break the time limit of 15 seconds. If this happens you will receive 2 extra laps for every 5 seconds over allowed time limit.

The faster you swim, the less time will pass between fucking sessions and gives you better chances of maintaining erect penis. You may also feel intense rush of testosterone which you should take to your advantage.

A blowjob can also be performed by your girlfriend, but she may not use goggles or any breathing equipment thus making oral sex much more challenging.

If you reach orgasm by following the rules but without use of performance-enhancing drugs, your girlfriend will award you with 8 gold medals and thus you will be achieving a Michael Phelps
Yesterday, when everybody finished swimming, I called my hot horny girlfriend and totally succeeded Pulling a Michael Phelps on her. Damn it was so hard!
by Team_Michael-Phelps February 27, 2011
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