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perceptual distortion

When an individual perceives a person, place, or thing, or him or herself in a way that is different than the way most other people perceive it.
When he got to his 60s, the many failures he suffered in his life distorted how he perceived his surroundings, individuals, and many other things. That is called perceptual distortion.
by but for May 9, 2018
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Percendalate

To stop, and it hurts
I was fucking your mom and she said percendalate
by cjdagoat October 2, 2018
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Perselope

Perselope is a magic being.

She radiates happiness.

She make your life to be worth it.
She is wise and intelligent , and will touch your heart.

She is always smiling and joking.
She is the beauty of life.
Her hair is gold ,silky and shining.

Her skin is like porcelain, her cheeks so pink that looks like she has infantigo.
Her eyes blue like the sky of infinity water the stars swimming in them.
Her eyelashes are long and dark,her lips red like straberries.
She is sometimes called Pipi, and she is the original half Irish, half Argentinien.
Pipi( Perselope) entus ojos de agua bendita se bañan las estrellitas.
by Puralife May 29, 2019
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Porcelain Cinnamon

Porcelain cinnamon is what's left on the back of the toilet bowl when a lad in front of you wipes his bum when he finishes pooping. It's a mixture of toilet paper, feces, and butt hair. The position one must get in to wipe adequately often lends itself to quite a bit of the sediment left behind on the seat. One must always be wary of the porcelain cinnamon prior to sitting down on the bowl themselves.
The lad in front of me left quite a bit of porcelain cinnamon behind, so I'm going to need to clean off this toilet seat before I sit down.
by MeatSweats69 December 11, 2019
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Porcelain Funnel Cake

A type of painful shit you have after eating mexican or thai food that comes out in a long string that is in toilet with pee as well. The long shit tends to stay at the top like the batter of a funnel cake in the oil of a funnel cake fryer even more resembling a funnel cake. The added sugar is only if you want to not flush out of satisfaction and someone else throwing coke into it and it floats on the top
I just went to the bathroom and saw someone left a Porcelain Funnel Cake and it smells so bad!
by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020
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Perculese

Someone all hyped up on Percocet trying to fight
Mix of Percocet and Hercules
Calm down Perculese
by Zyahh October 17, 2020
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porcelain flambe

When two homosexual men engage in violent fight sex in a bathroom stall, where the PLOWEE eats a previously SHAT turd left by the PLOWER, and the turd is covered in alcohol and then set on fire. The PLOWEE must eat everything, and lick the bowl clean all while being PLOWED unmerciful.
Ohhh Todd ! My man ass is wet and ripe for destruction, let’s hit the powder room and indulge in a porcelain flambe !!!!
by Little g money October 20, 2021
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