Oral Palmer

Sexual menu item at brothel for getting half oral and half vaginal sex. Stems from the 50/50 and Arnold Palmer drink of half lemonade and half ice tea.

Madam: What can we interest you in today?
Horny Man: I could really go for an Oral Palmer today with Skyy

by OtisFlex May 14, 2012

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Tom Palmer

A mug. The worlds worse fifa player who chats shit with his 90 losses.

Omg that guy is such a Tom Palmer

by Lollipopsfordays December 01, 2021

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lewis palmer

an absolute fucking cunt

hey you hear about that lewis palmer ?

yeah hes a fucking cunt

by Potatatatata March 10, 2020

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william palmer

Cube headed individual who has a 3 inch shling shlong and lasts no more than 23 seconds in the bed. Very good shift manager, but has the tendency to love raw meat. If you a 6'4 male with a huge ass, keep him away from this man. Loves alcoholic red headed females. Leaves pimples untouched for months. Has neck problems, therefore turns whole body to speak. Loves to ride things, including huge penis.

"Oh look, it's William Palmer!" "Stay away from that guy, he likes penis!"

by Steven Hong December 20, 2021

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